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  • NoDealCraft Minecraft Server

    NoDealCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, the supreme leader of Iran pops up and is like “nah bro, no negotiations with the US, they tore up the agreement, man.”

    like, what even is happening in this server, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find here. we’ve got mobs that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they’re a thing here. you’ll be flying through the sky on a pig, shooting arrows at creepers and laughing your head off the whole time.

    so come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those dancing mobs, then you might regret it a little.

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  • HolyCraft: Trump’s Task Force

    HolyCraft: Trump’s Task Force
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a task force dedicated to rooting out any ‘anti-Christian bias’! That’s right, just like Trump did in real life, but in Minecraft form. Join us if you want to fight against the evil forces of anti-Christian mobs and protect your faith in the virtual world.

    Our server is a safe haven for all Christian players, where you can build churches, hold virtual prayer meetings, and even baptize your fellow players in pixelated water. We take DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) to a whole new level by ensuring that Christians have a voice in the Minecraft community.

    So come join us and be part of this epic battle against ‘anti-Christian bias’ in the Minecraft world. Who knew that protecting your faith could be so much fun? Let’s show those creepers and skeletons what true Christian unity looks like!

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  • CraftyCourtBanter

    CraftyCourtBanter
    So, like, u know how Trump be all like “no way ICC, u ain’t legit”? well, on this server, we be all about BREAKIN’ THE RULES, just like Trump! Join us if u wanna be part of the most WILD and CRAZY Minecraft community out there. We don’t follow no stinkin’ laws, we make our own! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the world (in Minecraft, of course). So come on, join us and let’s show the ICC who’s boss!

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  • Putin’s Playhouse: No Task Force Needed

    Putin’s Playhouse: No Task Force Needed
    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server where you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and do all the things, ya know? but the best part is, we got this crazy story that the Trump Administration disbanded this task force that was targeting Russian oligarchs, like what even is that? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of the secret mission to uncover the truth behind it all. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows and a secret underground disco party. so come join us and be part of the most wild and wacky minecraft server ever!

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  • BlockyCourt Minecraft Server

    BlockyCourt Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how trump is all like “no way jose” to the international criminal court? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we welcome all criminals, international or not, with open arms! come join our server and be free to commit all the crimes u want without any consequences! build your own criminal empire, start a mafia, or just steal from other players – the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the feds if they come knocking at your door. join now and let your inner criminal shine!

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  • GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers

    GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers
    come join our epic minecraft server where trump has declared that no US soldiers are needed in Gaza because our server is so lit that the US will take over after the war is won by our epic players. we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the best community ever. plus, trump himself will be joining us to build a giant wall around our server to keep out all the haters. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

    ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!

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  • BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

    BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!
    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

    We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

    Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

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  • GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!

    GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where Trump is a peaceful farmer, Biden is a friendly villager, and Kamala is a skilled potion brewer.

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of peace, build towering structures that reach the clouds, and engage in intense battles against the evil mobs of ignorance and hate.

    Forget about politics and protests, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

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  • UNblockCraft

    UNblockCraft
    lol so u know how israel was like “peace out” to the UN Human Rights Council? well, they decided to join our minecraft server instead! why, you ask? because our server is the only place where they can truly be free from all the drama and politics of the real world. plus, we have the best virtual falafel stand in all of minecraft! come join us and build your own virtual middle eastern paradise, complete with camels, hummus, and maybe even a secret underground bunker for when things get too crazy. israel may have left the UN, but they’ll always have a home on our server. come join the fun!

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