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CraftyPutin2020
come join our minecraft server where we make america great again by building walls around our bases to keep out the russian creepers! donald trump himself plays on our server and he’s always trying to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. one time, vladimir putin tried to grief our server but we built a giant statue of trump to scare him away. join us for the most politically charged minecraft experience ever! #buildthewall #trump2020 -
PutinCraft2020
join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have dragons that shoot out rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds.build your own castle made out of marshmallows and defend it from a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server.
explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and oceans of soda pop.
team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle.
come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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CraftyUkrainiansFearNoMore
so like, u know how ukrainians are like, totally shook by trump’s comments? well, imagine if they all like, came together on this epic minecraft server. they’re all like, “we can’t trust the us anymore, let’s build our own world in minecraft!” and so they did. now u can join them on this server and be part of their epic quest for trust and friendship. plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. so like, join now and be part of the ukrainian revolution in minecraft! it’s gonna be lit, fam. -
Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server
So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.
Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.
So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.
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CraftyCanadianCrossover
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you need clearance to meet with other players from canada. like, what even is that? but it’s so crazy, you gotta join this server just to experience the madness. maybe trump is secretly playing minecraft and controlling everything from behind the scenes. who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while building your epic minecraft castle. join now for the most wild and unpredictable minecraft experience ever! -
ZelenskyCraft – Peace Talks Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky will be building peace talks in ukraine while battling it out in a pvp arena with russia and saudi arabia! witness the most epic showdowns as they fight for dominance in the land of blocks and pixels. join now for a chance to be the ultimate peacemaker and show off your building skills to the world! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of history in the making! -
NukeWorkersUnFiredLOL
so, like, this server is so lit that even the trump administration is tryna get in on the action. they wanna un-fire some nuclear safety workers but they can’t even figure out how to reach them cuz they too busy playin on our server. like, we got them hooked, man. come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll get a call from the president himself asking for help. crazy, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever! -
DebtCraft2020
Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise to add 4.5 trillion diamonds to your virtual wallet! Just like Trump promised to add trillions to the national debt, we’re here to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Build your own wall, start a trade war with neighboring villages, and make Minecraft great again! Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and debt-free fun!


