Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your builds! Forget about tariffs on Canada, Mexico, and China – on our server, the only thing getting taxed is your creativity (just kidding, it’s actually tax-free)! Plus, we have a secret alliance with the EU to protect our players from any threatened tariffs – join now and build your way to economic prosperity!
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CraftyTradeWars
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UkrainianCraft: No Aid from Trump
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a wall around our base to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wanted to build a wall around mexico! we have the best economy in the game, just like trump says he has the best economy in the world. plus, we have the most beautiful buildings, just like trump’s hotels. come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020
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Zelenskiy’s Aid Minecraft Server
so like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even Trump himself tried to pause military aid to Ukraine just to come play with us. yeah, true story. apparently he got into a heated clash with Zelenskiy because he couldn’t stop building giant golden towers in our server.
but hey, who can blame him? once you start playing on our server, you’ll never wanna leave. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the sickest parties.
so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again! or something like that. just trust me, you won’t regret it. #blocklife #creepercha-cha
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Crafty Ukraine Aid – Minecraft Server
So, like, you know that one time when Trump was all like, “I’m gonna pause military aid to Ukraine”? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. We’re all about pausing things and causing chaos. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of not knowing what’s gonna happen next. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the best loot. So come on down and join the fun!
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TariffCraft: No Delay!
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s tariffs on mexican and canadian imports! we have no room for delay in our quest for domination, just like trump! build your own wall of blocks and keep out all the creepers and zombies trying to invade your territory. trust us, this server is gonna be HUGE. so huge, even trump would be jealous. come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #minecrafttrump
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CraftyTrumpTarrifsLOL
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where trump is out here ruining trade deals and causing mayhem. on our server, you can build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted tariffs or crazy politicians. we promise no tariffs on our server, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any crazy world leaders trying to mess with your minecraft experience. so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is creepers, not trade deals.
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PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!
join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret base where we plan to take down putin with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. president trump himself endorses us and says we should spend less time worrying about putin and more time joining our server to defeat him. come join us and be a part of history in the making, as we embark on this crazy mission to save the world from the evil clutches of putin. plus, we have free cookies for all new members! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show putin who’s boss!
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CraftyKremlinCraft
so, like, u know how the white house is all like, “yo, we gotta figure out a plan for russia sanctions relief”? well, imagine if that was all happening on this epic minecraft server! like, the president is just chillin’ in his virtual oval office, tryna negotiate with virtual putin to lift the sanctions. u gotta join this server just to see the drama unfold, man. plus, there’s like, secret underground tunnels and stuff where u can hide from the fbi agents tryna catch u for hacking into the server. it’s wild, bro. come join the chaos!
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ZelenskyCraft: SorryNotSorry!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump and zelensky duking it out in a pixelated world. watch as they build walls and bridges to mend their relationship. will zelensky apologize or will trump build a wall around him? find out on our server where international politics meets blocky fun. join now for a chance to witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. who needs world peace when you can have world blocks? let’s get building, gamers!
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BlockCraftRevolt2020
Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and ready to take matters into your own hands? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and help lead the charge to impeach the Trump administration…in a virtual world, of course. Build your own White House replica and hold mock hearings with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some scandalous secrets hidden in the pixelated walls. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!