LOL, tiktok be like “bye bye america, im outta here!” but guess what? our minecraft server is still poppin’ off! come join us and escape the tiktok ban madness! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player here. so come on over and join the party before the tiktok ban takes over your life! #minecraftforever #tiktokwho?
TikCraft Banhammer – No US Allowed
TikCraft Darkside US
so, like, u know how tiktok is, like, the cool thing right now? well, guess what? it’s going dark in the U.S. but don’t worry, cuz we got the perfect distraction for u – our EPIC minecraft server!join us for a wild ride through crazy biomes and insane adventures. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party!
why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building giant statues out of cheese. yes, u heard that right, CHEESE.
not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a special event every friday where players have to fight off a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords. it’s intense, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun u’ll ever have in a minecraft server.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, we’re that cool.
TikTokTrumpBanLolCraft
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, biden was all like, nah man, i ain’t gonna ban tiktok, let trump deal with that mess when he comes back to the white house. so like, if you wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will make you pee your pants with excitement. plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!CraftyUkrainePeaceDeal
come join our minecraft server where trump advisers are actually trying to negotiate a peace deal in ukraine but keep getting distracted by building epic castles and battling dragons. who needs world peace when you can have a diamond sword, am i right? join now and help them finally reach a peace deal… or just have a blast building crazy contraptions and trolling your friends. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!CraftyMeloni’sGreenPanaLand
omg guys, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and mayhem! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!
And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a stack of enchanted diamonds!
So what are you waiting for? Join now before Trump tries to seize Greenland and the Panama Canal in Minecraft too! It’s gonna be lit, fam!
CraftyNATO: TrumpedDefense
so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. we got NATO taking control from US of air defenses in Poland, just to support Ukraine. like, who even does that in minecraft, right? and get this, it happened just days before Trump takes office. so if you wanna be part of some crazy international conflict in a blocky world, this server is the place to be. join now and show off your skills in the most epic battles ever!GulfCraftMexiLolz
lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even Mexico’s President Sheinbaum is offering sarcastic responses to Trump’s crazy ‘Gulf of America’ comment. like, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even world leaders are getting in on the action. join this server for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so awesome even politicians can’t stay away. come on, you know you wanna be part of this madness. let’s show Trump what a real gulf of awesomeness looks like!GulfOfAmericaCraft
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!
we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!
and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!
so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!
ZelenskyCraft: Frozen Arms Deal
lol this server is like a wild ride on a llama with a jetpack! we got so much craziness you’ll think you’re in a village full of exploding chickens! join us and you’ll be able to trade with villagers who speak in memes and ride pigs into battle against evil cows! we even have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds the size of your head! come join us and experience the madness for yourself!GazaCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!
Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!