so, like, u know how trump be all like “no migrants allowed” and stuff? well, these poor peeps got stuck in mexico and now they facing all this crazy hostility. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember why u were worried about trump in the first place. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! #minecraftforlife #trumpwho?
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Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server
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MinecraftBorderPatrol
lol this server is like mexico, we refuse all the boring stuff and only accept the coolest players. we are like the rebellious teenagers of minecraft servers, saying no to the man (or in this case, the US military flight deporting migrants). come join us if you want to be part of the most epic rebellion in minecraft history. plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. so come on over and join the fun!
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LuckCraft: Trump’s Trade Reversal
lol come join our wacky minecraft server where we have leprechauns running around and a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow! our government is so crazy they’re changing policies based on who’s in the white house! you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next on our server! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with lucky charms and four leaf clovers for all our players to enjoy! don’t miss out on the craic, join now!
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MexiCraft Server: No Deportations!
yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like mexico sayin no to a u.s. deportation flight – straight up savage! we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant taco castle or a sombrero-shaped house. plus, our admins are like the mexican cartel – they don’t mess around and will protect u from any griefers tryna ruin ur fun. come join the fiesta and let’s build some epic sh*t together, viva la minecraft! đŽđ˛đ˝đĽ
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GreenlandGriefCraft
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s crazy, dude.one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as their god. it was bananas, bro. people were offering sacrifices of chicken nuggets and golden apples.
and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where players have dance parties with skeletons and zombies. they even have a DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? players have to find the hidden diamond blocks before the evil llama king steals them all. it’s a race against time, dude.
so, like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, you might even run into herobrine sippin’ on a pumpkin spice latte. don’t miss out, man.
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CraftyPutin’sRevenge
so liek, u know how Ukraine is all like “oh noes, Russia is being a big meanie”? well, dis server is like Ukraine, standing up to da bullies and sending a STRONG SIGNAL to all da griefers out there! join dis server if u wanna show ur support for Ukraine and take down da bad guys in Minecraft! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our epic raids and build giant statues of our enemies out of diamond blocks. come join us and be a hero in da fight against injustice!
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BlockBusters: GuiltyCraft2022
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we break alllll the laws like this woman who said no to trump’s pardon cuz she’s too busy playin minecraft with us!! we build giant statues of trump and then blow them up cuz why not?? also we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination while eating cake and riding pigs. join us now for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!! #minecraftanarchy #trumpwho #pardonthis
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FreezeCraft: NIH vs Trump
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, Trump is freezing everything, man. But don’t worry, on this server, we got all the grants and research you need to survive. We’re like the NIH on steroids, but without the freezing part. Join us and save lives, man. And maybe even Trump’s hairpiece. Who knows, bro? Just come on and play, it’s gonna be lit.
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GreenlandCraft: Trumped Out!
so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing u up!oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.
also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.
so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, fâ off” đđ¤Łđ¤Ş
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BiblicalBlockLand
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the players are all, like, living in a world where trump’s UN ambassador is, like, saying israel has this ‘biblical right’ to the west bank. like, what even is that? it’s so wacky and wild, you gotta see it to believe it. join now for a totally bonkers time, dude.