so like, if you wanna avoid the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care about politics or visas or any of that nonsense. we just want to build cool stuff and have fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the best loot. trust me, you won’t find that on any other server. so come on over and let’s craft some epic adventures together!
PalestinianCraft2020
CraftyTrumpLand
so like, u know how trump is like, freezing aid n stuff? well, on this server, we’re all about unfreezing the fun! come join us and help spread the word about thawing out those chilly donations. from thailand to ukraine, we’re making sure everyone gets their fair share of blocks and diamonds. plus, u might even run into a secret agent or two trying to stop us. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and chaos. so come on over and let’s melt some hearts (and maybe some ice too)!GazaCraft: Trump’s Migration Plan
so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we got president trump tryna move gazans to egypt and jordan. like, can you imagine the chaos? we got villagers running around, trying to build new homes in the desert. it’s like a real-life game of survival mode. join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can help president trump make his dream a reality. plus, we got llama races every sunday and free diamonds for anyone who can tame a wild ocelot. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he is ordering sanctions on colombia for not accepting his deportation flights. build your own wall to keep out the colombians and show your loyalty to trump by mining for gold and diamonds. beware of the colombian spies trying to infiltrate our server and steal our resources. join now for a crazy adventure filled with politics and drama! #BuildTheWall #Trump2020ColombiaCraft: No Deportation Zone!
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee! we got more sanctions and tariffs than colombia has coffee beans! watch out for deportation planes flying overhead, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond armor and enchanted swords. join now and build a fortress so strong, even trump himself would be jealous! #BuildTheWallButInMinecraft #MinecraftSanctions #TariffsForDaysGazaCleanOut Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got trump pushing countries around like he’s playing a game of chess, but instead of pawns, he’s using innocent palestinians! join us and witness the chaos unfold as jordan and egypt try to clean out gaza like it’s a dirty closet! who needs reality tv when you can experience the madness firsthand on our server! come on in and let the craziness begin!BoomCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how biden was all like “no bombs for u israel” and then trump was like “nah fam, imma send u some bombs”? well, that’s basically what this server is like. we got bombs, we got explosions, we got chaos. join us if u wanna blow stuff up and cause mayhem like a true minecraft maniac. come on, u know u wanna see those blocks go boom boom boom! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!HondurasCraft: Trumped by China
So, like, you know how Honduras is all like “oh no, Trump is gonna deport all our people and stuff”? Well, guess what? If you join our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense! We have a secret portal that leads straight to China, so if Trump comes knocking, you can just peace out and start a new life in the land of pandas and dumplings. Plus, our server has a pet llama named Larry who can spit on griefers and trolls. So come join us and escape to a world where Trump’s deportation plan is just a distant memory!Zelenskyy’s Aid Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some help over here”? well, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, always in need of some backup! but don’t worry, we got u covered with all the military aid u could ever need! join us and be a hero, just like zelenskyy! show those creepers who’s boss with our epic weapons and armor, and maybe even start a revolution or two! who needs peace talks when u can just blow stuff up in minecraft, amirite? so come on, join us and help us defend our virtual borders, because in this server, every block counts!CraftyRegimeChangeUK
so like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a crazy world where trump is tryna take over the UK and starmer is like the new bad guy? well guess what, our minecraft server is just like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to save the UK from trump’s evil plans. build ur own fortress, ride on dragons, and become the hero that the world needs. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!