CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, CanuckCraft, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, Government, import/export, international relations, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, tariffs on Canada, Trade, trade agreements, trade war, trump, Trump administration, Trump’s trade policies, united states

so like, u know how trump is all like “merica is the best” and stuff, well now he’s like “hey canada, u gotta join us or else!” and he’s puttin tariffs on everything like maple syrup and poutine. so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own igloo and hide from trump’s crazy demands. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to canada so u can sneak in some poutine without gettin caught. join now before trump builds a wall around canada and blocks us all out!

Threads of Change in Pixels

aid programs, budget cuts, CHANGE, civic engagement, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding cuts, governmental policy, governmental transparency, international relations, media coverage, pixels, policy analysis, political commentary, political discourse, political impact, public discussions, public opinion, social media threads, Threads, trump, Trump administration, usaid

Why You MUST Join the Five-Dimensional Creeper All-Stars!

Welcome, dear traveler of the pixelated void! Have you ever stared at a block of 99% pure infinity and thought, “This is NOT a Minecraft server but rather the key to the fabric of existence?” You’re right! Join us, where logic gets punched in the face, and reality unravels like a poorly knitted sweater worn by a potato! Here, you will discover that every block is a portal to the untold mysteries of the universe—or is it just a cheese wheel? Who even knows? Join now or risk fading into the pixelated abyss!

Features of Total Chaos!

Feature	Description
Endless Cows That Produce Diamonds	Why collect diamonds when you can milk them out of reality? Moo!
Gravity That Goes Up	Everyone knows that the sky is the real ground. Just try not to float forever.
Exploding Trees	Chop a wood log, and you might just witness a cataclysmic event! Enjoy the surprises!
Time-Traveling Crafting Tables	Why craft today when you can craft yesterday? But yesterday was Tuesday… or was it a taco?
Troll Mobs of Reassurance	Our mobs will say “You’re fine!” while they explode! Talk about multitasking!

FAQ – Questions You Never Asked!

Q: What version of Minecraft is this?A: The version where gravity is a suggestion, not a rule. Isn’t that how it should be?

Q: How can I join?A: Joining is easy! Just whisper your darkest secrets into a potato during a lunar eclipse. Or was that a banana?

Q: Is there a community?A: A community? More like an ensemble of cats plotting the downfall of all fish. You either join or miss out on the feline revolution!

Q: What’s the server’s goal?A: Goals are for organisms that desire meaning! Here, we thrive on the chaos of ambiguous existential dread! Join or become one with the void!

Random Fragments of Truth!

“Anyone notice these threads stopped when Trump cut USAID?”

“It’s all part of the plan!”

“Reality is just a figment of a sandwich’s imagination.”

UkraineIntelCraft Server

diplomatic relations, foreign policy, impeachment inquiry, intelligence community, intelligence sharing, intelligence sharing agreement, international relations, national security, Politics, Server, trump, Trump administration, trump impeachment, Trump presidency, Ukraine, Ukraine aid, Ukraine scandal, UkraineIntelCraft, US, US government, whistleblower complaint, White House

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have just about ended the pause on sharing diamonds with ukraine! trump himself said it’s the best server ever, believe me folks. come build a wall of obsidian around your base to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump’s wall. plus, we have special russian hackers who will help you mine faster and build bigger. come join the fun and make minecraft great again! #covfefe #buildthewall #diamondsforukraine

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, economic assistance, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, Minecraft, national security, Politics, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, US aid, us foreign policy, US support

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got more drama than a ukraine soap opera, but don’t worry, we got aid for ya! survive the chaos and join us for a wild ride through blocky politics and crazy adventures. who needs the us when you got us on this server? join now before ukraine collapses, just like trump’s hair in a windstorm!

UkraineCraft Server: Trump’s Toughest Challenge

challenge, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, Government, international relations, Politics, president trump, russia, Server, toughest, trump, Trump administration, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, UkraineCraft, united states, US-Russia relations, US-Ukraine relations, Western relations, world leaders

so, like, u know how trump is always talkin bout russia and stuff, well turns out ukraine is, like, even harder to deal with, man. but, like, on this minecraft server, ukraine is, like, the easiest thing ever. u can build ur own wall to keep out all the ukrainians, or u can, like, make friends with them and trade resources. it’s a crazy world out there, man. come join us and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of minecraftia. lol.

BlockyPolitics: Trump in Blocks!

blocks, BlockyPolitics, defense initiatives, Eastern Europe stability, geopolitical implications, Hungary military, Hungary relations, International security, military deployment, military strategy, moving forces, NATO involvement, troop relocation, trump, Trump administration, Trump foreign relations, Trump threats, Trump’s military policies, us forces, us foreign policy, US military presence, US-Hungary ties

Welcome to the Wildest Minecraft Server on the Block!

Join us for the most outrageous adventure where blocky dreams come to life and occasionally get smacked by a flying creeper! Here’s why you must dive headfirst into our pixelated wonderland:

Epic Aliens vs. Llamas Showdown: Rumor has it that a rogue group of aliens landed here, mistaking our diamond blocks for intergalactic gold. Now, they’re in a heated battle with our resident llamas over who will reign supreme in blockland! Come pick a side and witness this conflict that transcends time and space—llamas have lasers now, and we’re not kidding!
Potion Brewing with the Platypus King: Ever wanted to brew potions with a royal platypus? Here, you can! The Platypus King, a wise (and slightly sassy) creature, has a secret recipe for a potion that makes your character dance uncontrollably for five minutes. Warning: consequences may include spontaneous breakdancing and an uncontrollable urge to sing sea shanties!
Enderman Dance-Off Competitions: Think you’ve got the moves? Channel your inner Enderman and compete in our legendary Dance-Offs! The prize? A lifetime supply of cake—because who wouldn’t want that? Just be careful not to look in their eyes, or you might just get teleported into a disco rave dimension!
The Great Creeper-Catnap: Have you heard about the Great Creeper-Catnap scandal? Word on the block is that Creepers have secretly formed a cozy knitting circle, making exquisite sweaters for cats. Join our server to unravel the mystery and earn exclusive ‘Knitted Creeper Pride’ armor!
Dragon Roulette: Feeling lucky? Spin the Dragon Roulette where you might either face off against a fire-breathing dragon or end up being gifted a rare enchanted item and then immediately chased by that same dragon! It’s the ultimate gamble—are you brave enough to play?
Teleporting Turtles: Because who needs boring old portals? Our turtles have recently taken up teleportation as a hobby. Join them for a tour of breathtaking locations across the map, but beware! They have a knack for dropping you off in the most absurd places, like the upside-down swamp dimension or a treehouse inhabited by overly dramatic parrots!
Cheese Blocks Are a Thing: Who needs diamonds when you can have cheese blocks? That’s right! Our server is all about culinary creativity and now you can build your empire with cheddar, brie, and the infamous Gouda blocks. Warning: Beware of the Cheese Bandits who aim to steal your cheesy creations!

Join us for an unforgettable Minecraft experience where absolute chaos meets hilarious creativity. This server is your ticket to sheer madness—don’t miss out!

CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

aid, Conflict, controversy, CraftyUkraine, Diplomacy, envoy, foreign policy, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, Government, intelligence sharing, international relations, military assistance, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, ukrainians, US, US-Ukraine relations

join this epic minecraft server where we build walls to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wanted to build a wall! our server is so lit, even the trump envoy said ukrainians ‘brought it on themselves’ for not joining our server sooner! we paused aid and intelligence sharing with other servers because ours is the best! come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #minecrafttrump2020

CubeCraft: Dairy Tariff Clash!

250% tax, Agricultural trade, Canada, Canada trade relations, clash, cubecraft, dairy, dairy industry, dairy tariffs, dairy tariffs impact, economic impact, economic sanctions, Import Taxes, international trade, political news, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade policy, trump, Trump administration, US tariffs, US-Canada relations

Welcome to the Dairy Apocalypse: A Minecraft Server Beyond Reality

Join us! But beware: the cows are watching.

A Brief Introduction to the Madness

In a realm where milk flows like the rivers of chaos and cows wield power beyond comprehension, Dairy Apocalypse emerges! Here, President Trump’s threats manifest as colossal dairy farms that tower like castles of cream. What lies behind this madness? Tariffs? Or is it a conspiracy crafted by sentient lactose? The truth is slippery—much like a block of butter left out in the sun.

Gameplay Features That Defy Expectation

Feature	Description
Tariff Towers	Constructed from blocks of cheese, they rise in defensive grid formations to protect against Canadian Invasion (and also the lactose-intolerant).
Dairy Wars	Engage in absurd battles where players fling curds and whey at each other while chanting “Moo Watch.”
Secret Milk Cults	Find hidden temples dedicated to the worship of the Dairy Gods where sacrifices of fruit are demanded.
Unholy Ferments	Craft potions that turn villagers into dairy-fueled versions of themselves—now they can flip out.
Lactose Lordship	Ascend to unimaginable heights with trophies of the finest cheese, gaining special abilities as the new Dairy Dictator.

A Cautionary Tale (or Not)

This server is said to be banned in 12 countries. Why? Rumor has it that authorities were overrun by rogue milkshakes. Some say they formed the Milk Brigade, charging through borders with butter-fat fury.

Testimonials from the Lost and Confused

“I once found a cow wearing sunglasses here, and it told me the secrets of the universe! 10/10 would recommend.” – U/LactoseIntolerance420
“This place turned my friends into dairy mutants, and now I’m the last normal one. HELP ME!” – U/SendHelpAndBarbecueSauce

FAQ of Eternal Confusion

Q: What is the purpose of this server? A: To elevate your understanding of cheese to a metaphysical level—also, to keep Canada on its toes.

Q: Do I need to bring my own dairy products? A: Only if you want to succeed in the hidden cult quests! Otherwise, expect broken dreams and exploding milk cartons.

Q: Are there actual tariffs? A: Isn’t your soul a tariff enough in this chaotic economy?

Enter the Chaos and Embrace Your Destiny

This is not just a server; it’s a reckoning! Join us and meld into the swirling chaos where everything you thought you knew about dairy, leadership, and block-building will be shattered. You may be drawn in by the allure of forbidden cheese recipes or the call of the underground Milk Wars.

WARNING: Joining this server may result in bewilderment, existential crises, and an unyielding urge to moo uncontrollably. Only the bravest should dare to embark on this milk-laden journey.

Will you become the dairy overlord, or will you simply turn into a pint of panic? The choice is yours. Join us—before the cows take over! 🐄💥

PixelPolitics: Crafting Ceasefires!

Ceasefire, ceasefires, Crafting, economic sanctions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, PixelPolitics, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Tariffs, trade tariffs, trump, Trump administration, Trump sanctions Russia, Trump Ukraine ceasefire, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, US-Russia relations

Welcome to Chaotic Resolution: The Ceasefire of Cubes!

In a realm where pixelated political tensions breach the skies, you’re summoned to the unholy union of diplomacy and diabolical block-breaking mayhem! Assemble your pickaxes and summon your strangest allies, because the server where Trump’s dubious sanctions meet the zombie hordes of Ukraine is about to unfold!

What Awaits You in This Non-Euclidean Battlefield?

Tomfoolery Tariffs: Build towering structures only to have them taxed by the invisible hand of capitalism! Who’s in charge? Nobody knows! Will you make alliances with the Creepers, or just set traps for a laugh? The chaos is in your hands!

Sanction Showdown Events: Multiple times daily, partake in events where the world’s "leaders" (we use that term loosely) decide your fate by spinning a wheel of influence while you battle for control over absurd resources like Bouncy Blocks—rumored to be the very essence of misleading diplomacy. Who knows what funky outcomes will emerge?

Resource	Effect	Absurd Consequences
Bouncy Blocks	Creates chaos underfoot	Entire player base suddenly prefers wool!
Treaty Trophies	Trade exclusives with villagers	Create infinite chicken farms for no reason!
Taxing Tariffs	Randomly convert blocks to gravel	Players slowly become obsessed with gravel!

Unheard Legends of the Server’s Origins

Once upon a time, in a dimension teetering on the brink of its own logic, a prophecy foretold the rise of a realm led by…no one! Wandering weebs and nihilistic hermits banded together to form a server where every block crumbles under the weight of absurdity. Trust no one! Except maybe that guy over there with the diamond sword—he looks sketchy but is probably part of the resistance!

Frequently Asked Confusions (FAQ)

Q: Why does everything feel like a fever dream on this server? A: That’s the magic of the mind! Alternate realities twist and tango here. What’s real? Choose a block; take a bite!

Q: Can players engage in combat while negotiating peace treaties? A: Only if they remember to wear mismatched armor! The universe demands sartorial chaos.

Q: What are the server’s rules? A: If you can follow them, they might not be more than mere suggestions! Or maybe they are! That’s for you to discover…if you dare!

Testimonies from the Unwitting

“I thought I’d come to build, now I can’t stop crafting surreal nightmares! — Anon9273”

“Whose idea was it to sanction my beloved chicken? I’m outraged! Excellent gameplay though! — CluckMaster3000”

Whispers of Conspiracies and Cautionary Anecdotes

Some say the server is built atop ancient land where pixelated spirits of former leaders roam, striking fear into those who dare cross the sacred realms. They’ve been spotted breeding strangely-tinted pigs who repeat the same nonsensical dialogue over and over. Beware!

Beware the Phantom Admins! They watch, they wait. You may be chosen. Or not. Either way, fun awaits!

Join Us…If You Dare!

Come decide the fate of a malleable world—your choice between memes, mayhem, or building cathedrals to chaos is just a click away. Step beyond the known, where sanity is a building block doomed to crumble before the whims of the absurd! Enter if you dare, for the fate of block-kind hangs precariously in balance.

Will you bend the rules of reality, or will you succumb to the nonsensical embrace of the uncrafted chaos? The choice is yours!

Crafting Sanctions on Russia!

Crafting, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, Large-Scale Sanctions, military actions, national security, political strategy, russia, Sanctioning Russia, sanctions, sanctions policy, sovereignty issues, trade restrictions, trump, Trump administration, Trump Politics, US-Russia relations

Join the Washout of Woe: A Blocky Rebellion Against Reality!

Prepare your pickaxes and don your tinfoil helmets—this isn’t just another Minecraft server! Welcome to The Washout of Woe, where escalating sanctions meet existential crises in a pixelated realm ripe with surreal paranoia and edgy absurdism.

⚡️ Are You Ready for the "Sanctions Apocalypse"?

Rumor has it, the overlords of the iron throne (read: our not-so-beloved leader) have sent ominous whispers of vast punishments raining down on the land of Russia! But, dear players, what does that mean for your blocky existence? Everything and nothing! In this server, sanctions are merely an abstract concept shaped into nightmares formed by the chisels of your imagination. Careful!

Anarchy, Blocks, and Conspiracies—Oh My!

Absurd Dynamics: Forge alliances with fellow anarchists or trade stacks of diamonds for "sanctions-defying** bread! Watch as geopolitical tensions plummet into the void, leaving only the inane chatter of villagers.
Reality-Bending Mechanics:
- Fight giant pixelated Kremlin guards rewarded with TNT-laden crates of diplomacy!
- Witness texture packs that morph your Mindcraft reality into a propaganda-laden circus where even the ‘creepers’ wear suits and ties!
- Navigate labyrinthine biomes that shift shapes—is that a peaceful landscape or an impending warzone?

Feature	Description
Sanctioned Spawn	Begins at the fortress of absurdity, where reality distorts and coal may be currency!
Financial Fallout	The currency isn’t blocks anymore; it’s a concept— tread carefully!
Bizarre Events	Expect server updates during “Important Global Decisions,” where time itself may glitch!

🦙 Player Testimonials from the Abyss of Madness

"I tried to mine diamonds but hit a wall of bureaucracy. Now I’m on the run from a faction of rogue villagers demanding reparations!" – TotallyNotAGovernmentAgent

"Sanctions make me feel alive! I crafted a sword made of pure anxiety, and it really paid off in PvP!" – RegularJoe77

Connection to the Conspiratorial Underworld

This isn’t just a server; it’s a hub of chaotic energy that’s been banned in 12 countries! We won’t tell you why, but there’s a rumor that it has something to do with mind control through pixelated pickaxes and a bizarre alignment with a certain red figure.

Now Let’s Talk Secret Features…

Every third Tuesday triggers the Lunar Economic Collapse Event, where blocks float into oblivion—grab your sanity before it vanishes!
Hidden mobs that whisper tunes of political factions—kill them to release their SOUL CURRENCY!

FAQs That Answer Nothing

Q: Are there actual sanctions on this server? A: Define “sanction.” Are we talking imaginary ones?

Q: What do you mean by “financial fallout”? A: Fallout is subjective; reality shifts—how rich are you really?

Q: Can I join? A: Only if the universe aligns and you chant the secret mantra: “Block by block, I breathe chaos!”

🚩 Beware!

Your journey into The Washout of Woe is a one-way trip down the rabbit hole of pixelated pandemonium. Do you dare confront the chaotic fabric of political absurdity? Join us, or risk being banished to the Void of Mundanity, where ordinary realities dwell!

Step boldly into uncertainty—our blocks are ready. Are you?

Join today at: discord.thewashoutofwoe.com (if you dare)

Beneath every block lies a secret, and that secret… is you.

MCRaspi.com

Survival, Vanilla

We have been running a small Minecraft survival server for more than 9 years, which runs around the clock and is updated regularly. Started as a purely private project, we will now be available for public use. We try to offer a server that remains largely vanilla and only provides the most necessary plugins. Crates, shulkers and the like are automatically secured with your username. If you want to build long distances away, you can have a teleport if you ask for it. Every hour a surprise box randomly appears somewhere in the world with the specified coordinates in the chat. It contains items that are not easy to access in the game. With a bit of luck and speed you can get them and grab the items. Every player is allowed to develop freely and build wherever and whatever they would like as long as they do not block and/or damage other people’s buildings. We are a small community that builds its world in a relaxed manner. No rush, no pressure, no ranks or anything else. Nothing can be purchased on this server with real money or in-game money, expressly NOT Pay to Win. If you are looking for a server on which your buildings can still stand and continue to be built years later, you have come to the right place. We are designed to serve long-term survival, there will be no map backroll. There is a lot to discover and travel to, just take a look around and see for yourself. Are you a long-time Minecrafter and looking for a permanent place for casual building? Are you tired of paying money for things, seeing meaningless ranks and always visiting the same loveless servers? People who are just out for money or demanding things from you? Then you’ve come to the right place, none of this happens with us and never will. See you!

mcraspi.com

Azbestland

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

“Another unoriginal 2B2T clone” Aka: get people in and see how much destruction can it cause. There’s no rules; you decide what you should and shouldn’t do (Also we allow non-premium)

Disclaimer: Spawn area is kinda devastated so don’t join if you are faint of heart

Azbestland.aternos.me

Mcuniversal

1vs1, Earth, PvP, smp, War

This Minecraft server is brand new and wants you! This server has a factions smp with a lot of pvp, parkour, one block, and we are adding more and more everyday we are soon to be adding mini games, earth smp, and lifesteal! So please come check us out and let us know what you think!

mcuniversal.net:19132

The best GRIF – CONSTELLATION OF THE STRONGEST! FREE DONATE! Minecraft server

Owner of the server “Best GRIF – CONSTELLATION OF THE STRONGEST FREEDOM. DONAT” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.dontcube.ru

Hmmmm Survival SMP

Survival, Vanilla

In this server, you can play normal SMP with your friends.

Here in the spawn is where demdem551 lives and your can go to the open world by clicking on a button.

We hope you have fun in this world.

hmmmmsurvi.minehut.gg

Swunkcraft

Economy, Survival

Swunkcraft is a BEDROCK JAVA VIVECRAFT CROSSPLAY smp server 24/7 hosting In game diamond based economy Shops world as marketplace Must be in discord we have greylist

swunkcraft.net

Corrupt anarchy

Anarchy, Authme, Cracked, PvP, Survival

who-quotations.craft.playit.gg is a Cracked Anarchy server running on Paper 1.16.5 But you can join on (1.7 to Latest release) and has many plugins making a much better anarchy experience, spawn is pretty griefed now due to a past tnt dupe. Hacking/greifing/whatever you want is allowed (in the minecraft server, not in discord server) try your best to conquer spawn, good luck!

who-quotations.craft.playit.gg

Metallicus Minecraft server

A private Minecraft server for comfortable survival, peaceful play and the implementation of a variety of projects.

Java Edition | whitelist | without private | vulture prohibited | 1.16.4 – 1.16.5

Server IP: metallicus.joinserver.ru

The world of Metallicus is very young. Everything changes. Plugins are installed, configured and removed. Houses on the spawn are built and demolished. New rules are invented and old ones are rewritten. Who wants to get on the server at the very beginning of its birth. And have the opportunity not only to play, but also to take part in the formation of a new world. Then I ask you to play the game!

Access to the server is free. The player is added to the whitelist after checking for adequacy. Metallicus is Minecraft for adults.

Our server is created for fun and fair play. That’s why we don’t have and won’t have donations, VIPs or other nonsense that spoils the game.

And yes, we are now in full swing to build roads in Nether, join us. We are looking for redstone masters and great architects.

metallicus.joinserver.ru

UncleTims Anarchy

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The server started on July 27th, 2022. Popping up as a new Anarchy server claiming to never reset, hold authentic values of an anarchy server with a everlasting world Commands /help /discord

Last Updated Febuary 2, 2022

uncletims.org

VSGaming

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Welcome to VSGaming!

If you miss the good old days of community based factions PVP servers, or just want a smaller community where you can get to know players and make connections, this server is for you!

We are a minecraft community focused around old school factions PVP. If youve played Minecraft for a long time, youve probably noticed the trend of large servers getting bigger and bigger leaving smaller community focused servers behind. This means that the small factions PVP servers I used to play on no longer exist, this server is a response to that trend. Our goal for this server is to capture that classic vibe that Minecraft servers of old had, and to avoid the pitfalls of larger servers that have taken over the minecraft multiplayer space.

This server is not intended to be a large project with multiple hub-servers and different gamemodes, this is a pure factions pvp server with one world with the nether and end as well and nothing more. Spawn is the only safezone in the server and serves as a meeting place, information center, and shop where players can sell and buy goods. Aside from this, this server is a mostly-vanilla factions PVP server with minimal plugins/modifications for quality of life.

Join with vsgaming.mcs.cx

51.81.242.77:25576