but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got beef, whiskey, and motorcycles for everyone to enjoy! ride around on a motorcycle while sippin’ on some whiskey and chowin’ down on some beef. it’s a wild ride, just like the EU’s retaliation against trump!
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as this trade war? let’s get wild and have a blast together!
first off, we got this crazy feature where you gotta fingerprint yourself before you can even log in. it’s like, super high tech and stuff. but don’t worry, it’s just to make sure you’re not a sneaky canadian trying to sneak into our server. we gotta keep out those maple syrup-loving troublemakers, ya know?
and get this, once you’re in, you gotta register with your social security number. like, what even is that? who cares, just do it. it’s all part of the fun, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker we built for all our players? yeah, it’s totally real. we got snacks, games, and even a pet llama named larry. he’s the life of the party, let me tell ya.
so, yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, fingerprinting, social security number requiring, llama-filled minecraft server out there, then come on down. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? it’s all part of the adventure, right?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did I mention that our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, true story. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred who loves to dance to disco music? he’s the life of the party, always cracking jokes and doing the moonwalk.
also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the haters and griefers. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about someone blowing up your masterpiece.
come join us and let’s create some epic memories together! who needs politics when u have a chicken statue and a dancing zombie, amirite?