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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7919 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 3850 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 198 |
But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.
Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.
So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.