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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6100 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.