Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.
Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with our Fembots! These robotic beauties will cater to your every need, whether it’s mining for diamonds or battling creepers. And who knows, you might just find yourself in a steamy romance with one of these mechanical marvels. So come on, join us and let the cock-sucking religious experiences begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.
Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.
Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!
Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.
But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.
Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found their soulmate. They built a pixelated castle together and lived happily ever after, all thanks to our magical server. If it’s love, it’s love, and nobody has the right to get in the way of that!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever lay eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your true love or ride a flying pig into the sunset. The possibilities are endless!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where players live as an honorable mention in the virtual world! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey with their infinite wisdom and llama-like grace.
– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you find it, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
– Our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti that players must navigate while fighting each other. The last one standing gets to eat the spaghetti as their prize.
– We have a special event every Friday where players must hunt down a wild Ender Dragon that has escaped from the End dimension. The player who captures it gets to ride it around the server for the rest of the day.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and live as an honorable mention in the most ridiculous and fun way possible!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because THIS SUMMER we have the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ve ever seen!
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and zombie villagers who break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.
Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of glittering diamonds, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater city where mermaids trade enchanted tridents for stacks of emeralds, and a hidden jungle temple where you can play mini-games with talking parrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us THIS SUMMER for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!
(Now Celebrating 2 lovely years of community!!) Sanctuary is a growing friendly vanilla java 1.19.2 smp with a focus on community and an emphasis on building and cooperation, we strive to foster an active and accepting home for the weary travelers and dedicated players alike. We here at sanctuary are an open smp with no whitelist offering useful plugins like essentials, Bluemap, voice chat, live discord integration, greifprotection, backpacks, and more For ease of use protection of your builds. We boast a few active communities accepting members for our faction / kingdom side, events and public build projects to join and explore, a player market district and economy, a lively map with unique lore and rpg elements, and a drive to help players enjoy the game the way they like. Come join the discord and say hey or just hop in the server and play.
The 1.19.2 Vanilla Server “Sanctuary” is lovingly hosted by the wonderful folks at Bisect Hosting at ip: 51.81.110.152:25565
Want to take a look at the map before playing? Check out the Bluemap for a Google earth style street view of the world at your fingertips: http://51.81.110.152:8100/#world:119:0:28:500:0:0:0:0:perspective
World EST: 8/12/2020 We have been happily in 1.19.1 without major bugs for a few months now and everything is going smoothly, as always if you previously had Items, bases, or backpacks full of items they will remain and you will spawn in the same place you left off. I Purge all non active chunks by hand in every update so that new content can spawn EVERYWHERE and no one looses their lovely builds, so you might notice some new biomes nearby and given the inherent retrogen there should be new caves below you as well. Your builds are safe with us 🙂
I built a small client side modpack to accompany the server that can be used on any vanilla client: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sanctuary-enhanced Sanctuary Enhanced is a Performance enhancement, GUI personalization, and information display oriented client side pack designed for easy use on any vanilla server without giving the player the unfair advantages of using hack clients. At its base minecraft is missing alot of useful information I think should be available to players such as crafting recipes, enchantment and effect descriptions, and mob stats, so I’ve compiled a list of the mods I use for vanilla to make my life and teaching the game to new people a little easier.
Not your speed? try one of my modpacks or servers: www.curseforge.com/members/sweet_lil_trinket/projects
Welcome to MineCloud!We are a new and growing survival server with lots of fun features to offer!
Features:
• Balanced And Exciting Crates!• Unique And Epic Custom Terrain!• An In-Game Shop To Buy And Sell Items!• Custom Bosses!• Little To No Lag!• Tons Of Claim Blocks To Build Whatever You Want!• Ranks And Progression System!
⚡ DragonNest – A place where technology and magic come together into one. Unlimited possibilities, combining high technology and magic with many interesting crafts. Assembly is quite complicated. Survive alone or with friends, build complex automated systems or engage in farming, obtain resources from advanced mechanisms or extract them manually, the choice is yours! Our server has everything for comfortable development!
Boxfightz
BoxFightz is a unique box pvp server, with bosses,mines,zones,events,giveaways and more! we are currently looking for staff,builders and developers!
In Eternatus, we have very lenient rules, we are a sort of mix between factions and SMP, mostly focusing on the SMP aspects. Here you have to fight to survive if you want to make it anywhere, or form a guild and hoard up far far away.
Classic Craft in simple terms is a pvp, raiding faction server at its purest. Build a faction, raid and fight enemy factions. Create mob spawners to earn money or goto your Member mine and mine the ores there and sell them to our shop. Our warzone crates have a chance to spawn top tier loot allowing players to make up for gear they lost, however those chest are in the warzone, which is a hostile pvp zone. We even have quest we offer countless ways for new players to get right into the flow of factions. Come join us!
VanillaHard is a server with hardcore survival without donation, where everyone plays absolutely on equal terms and the project administration does not interfere with the gameplay, we have been online for more than 11 months!Main client version: 1.12.2For the convenience of players, the server has a small set of plugins that make the game process more comfortable and interesting.With us you can play with a group of friends, or alone.
Among the main advantages:– no donation (everyone is equal)
– no garbage plugins like druggies, trampolines, etc.– no rules– the administration does not interfere with the gameplay– vulture is allowed– RPG skill leveling (command /sk)-(UPD from 06/22/2022) added the stamp of other people’s privates TNT, fire and lava
-(UPD from 07/26/2022) added a bar with pistons
-(UPD from 05.11.2023) added pumping of items
!!!26.05.2023 THERE WAS A WIPE CARD!!!
Server chat in Telegram: @minecraft_vanillahardCome and play with us! Prove that you are the best by playing on equal terms!