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LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	9421
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Lost Chunk Adventures

Adventures, ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, ancient structures, archaeological exploration, archaeological finds, archaeology, Chunk, discovery, Exploration, hidden treasures, historical sites, Lost, lost cities, Lost Civilization, marine archaeology, maritime history, ocean floor, scientist, seafloor, Submerged Structures, underwater discoveries, underwater exploration

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Magic Items Found:	4908
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Votes:	903	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8810	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	241
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8130	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7302	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Animals Bred:	77
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.