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CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Anons, Assertiveness, Breaking Rules, Civilization, crime, crimepill, cringe, CringeCraft, DOMINANCE, feminine nature, good thief, Leeching, masculine trade, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Scrapping, Server, Skills, theft, true men, Whining, winning strategy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

addiction, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, Communication, dishonesty, external influences, Infidelity, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of commitment, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of empathy, lack of respect, Miscommunication., neglect, relationships, Selfishness, social media, Technology, Trust, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of your significant other spending more time with their phone than with you? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is so addicting, your partner won’t even have time to check their phone. They’ll be too busy building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring our crazy custom biomes.

Plus, studies have shown that couples who play Minecraft together have a stronger bond. So why waste time arguing about who left the toilet seat up when you could be working together to defeat the Ender Dragon?

Join our server today and watch your relationship blossom like a beautiful red tulip in a field of creepers.

Creeper Cannibal Resort

cannibal, cannibalism, creeper, crisis management., Desperation, emergency response, Extreme Measures, harrowing ordeal, ISOLATED, mining accident, news headline, remote location, rescue operation, resort, smoke them out, South African police, starvation, stranded, Survival, survival instincts, Tragedy, trapped miners, Underground

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ores Mined:	4842	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Crops Grown:	4070

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR U MIGHT END UP LIKE THESE TRAPPED MINERS WHO HAD TO EAT EACH OTHER CUZ THE POLICE COULDN’T FIND THEM HAHAHAHA. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT U WON’T EVEN NEED TO EAT UR FRIENDS, JUST COME AND BUILD EPIC STUFF WITH US. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE U BECOME A CANNIBAL LOLZ.

Ethereal SMP

Adventure, bedrock, custom advancements, diamonds, Discord, Ethereal, etherealsmp, Explore, Ip:, java, money system, new, play.etherealsmp.net, Plugins, RICHEST, Rtp, Semivanilla, Sit, smp, SPIN, Staff, Teams

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Ethereal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Ethereal SMP
Features	RTP /sit, /spin and more! Teams system Money system (diamonds = $100) Custom advancements
Discord	Join the Discord
IP Address	play.etherealsmp.net

FAQs

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server resets every year.

Q: Can I create my own team on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends.

Q: How does the money system work?

A: Diamonds are equivalent to $100 in the server’s economy. Compete with other players to see who can be the richest!

Q: Are there custom advancements on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom advancements added by a plugin, giving players more goals to achieve.

Peanut Butter & Jelly Land 1.21

Bread, BUTTER, Childhood, classic, comfort food, DELICIOUS, first time, foodie, jelly, Land, lunch, LUNCHBOX, Memories, nostalgic, peanut, peanut butter, sandwich, Savory, School, Simple, snack, spread, SWEET

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! It’s like a freakin’ circus in here, but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate! So you can mine them and then eat them, it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory up in here. Plus, the zombies drop disco balls instead of rotten flesh, so you can have a dance party while defending your base. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

how was your weekend, Minecraft, smp, weekend, weekend activities, weekend adventures, weekend downtime, weekend enjoyment, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend happiness, weekend highlights, weekend joy, weekend leisure, weekend memories, weekend plans, weekend recap, weekend relaxation, weekend rest, weekend satisfaction, weekend vibes, WeekendWarrior

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Towns Built:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	742268

OMG guys, my weekend was like totally epic! I joined this super cool Minecraft SMP and let me tell you, it was lit AF! Like, there were flying pigs everywhere and the trees were made of rainbow blocks. I even found a secret cave filled with diamond chickens, like what even is that?! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a unicorn in disguise, like what a plot twist, am I right? So if you wanna have a weekend as wild as mine, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lolololol.

Blockageddon

Blockageddon, brush with death, close call, coming face to face with death, confronting mortality, existential crisis, facing mortality, facing the inevitable, facing the unknown, feeling doomed, feeling helpless, fight or flight response, life flashing before my eyes, life-altering moment, life-changing event, moment of despair, Near Death Experience, overwhelming fear, staring death in the face, survival instinct, traumatic experience

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Runes Activated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6610	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Have you ever been mining deep in the caves of Minecraft, only to realize you’ve run out of torches and the only light source you have left is a glowing creeper staring you down? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Creeper Whisperer” rank that allows you to communicate with these explosive little guys and convince them to become your personal bodyguards!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you read that right – breakdancing villagers! Join our server and witness the most epic dance battles between these funky villagers, all while trying to avoid getting served by their killer moves.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players have the chance to dig up buried chests filled with rare loot and enchanted weapons. But be warned, some chests are guarded by mischievous skeletons who have a bone to pick with anyone trying to steal their precious loot.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper bodyguards).

GlacierPoo Boosted Land Revive

ANDES, animal conservation, Biodiversity, Boosted, climate change, dung enrichment, ecological balance, ecosystem recovery, environmental impact, GlacierPoo, glaciers, high altitude animals, Land, land revival, melting glaciers, mountain ecosystems, natural fertilization, Peruvian wildlife, plant growth, Revive, soil enrichment, south america, Sustainable Agriculture, Vicuñas

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	619
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ VICUNAS IN DA ANDES BE OUT HERE SAVING DA PLANET, BRUH! DEY BE POOPIN’ ALL OVA DA PLACE AND MAKIN’ DA LAND LIT AGAIN AFTER DEM GLACIERS BE MELTIN’. JOIN US AND BE A VICUNA HERO, HELPIN’ DA EARTH AND BUILDIN’ EPIC MINECRAFT CREATIONS AT DA SAME TIME! #VICUNALOVE #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTVICUNAS

Dreamscape Oasis 1.21.2

1.21.2, Classified, Confidential, confidential information, confidential message, Covert, don’t look, dreamscape, encrypted, eyes only, Forbidden, hidden meaning, hidden message, Mysterious, NAPKEKS, Oasis, Private, restricted access, secret message, Surprise, top secret, undisclosed, Warning

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except the unicorns are actually creepers in disguise and the rainbows are made of TNT!

You can build the craziest, most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant hotdog castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re like a bunch of party animals who just wanna dance all night long.

Plus, there’s this secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find, and rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of derpy llamas wearing top hats. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CableCraft: Swedish Sabotage

CableCraft, Communication, criminal activity, cyber attack, Cyber Security, data cable, DiSRuPtiON, Incident, international waters, investigation, law enforcement, Maritime, rupture, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspects, Sweden, Swedish, Technology, Undersea, Vessel

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Potions Brewed:	133	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

😂🤣 u wont believe wat happened on dis cray cray minecraft server! we got sweden out here seizin’ vessels cuz dey think someone sabotaged a undersea data cable! like wut? come join us on dis server where u can be part of da action like a spy or somethin’. maybe u can even help solve da mystery of who really caused da cable rupture! join now for da most insane adventure of ur minecraft life! 🚢🕵️‍♂️🔍 #swedenseizesvessels #minecraftmystery #crazyserverfun

Blocky Veins Server

blocky, blood circulation, blood clots, cardiovascular disease, circulatory issues, deep vein thrombosis, frequent standing, health implications, health risks, leg health, Long-term Health, occupational hazards, office health, recent findings, Risk, sedentary lifestyle, Server, standing, standing desk, varicose veins, vein health, Veins

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mines Excavated:	1650	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

so like, u know how standing up is supposed to be good for u? well, turns out it might not actually help with ur heart stuff. in fact, it could make ur veins all wonky and stuff. but u know what will help with ur health? joining our EPIC minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff to do, u won’t even remember what varicose veins are! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! who needs good circulation when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?