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DebateDestruction Minecraft Server

biden, controversy, current events, debate, DebateDestruction, Defeat, Democracy, Destroyed, election, Government, Humiliation, leadership, Minecraft, Nazis, Politics, presidential debate, public speaking, rhetoric, Server, SUICIDE WATCH, true king, trump, united states

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t survive? Look no further, because our server is where the true king Biden reigns supreme! We’ve got nazis on suicide watch after witnessing the epic battles that go down in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs politics when you can escape to our Minecraft server and rule the virtual world like a boss? Join now and see what all the hype is about!

Suffering-Free Spain SMP

Beautiful architecture, coastal retreats, cultural experiences, European destination, foodie paradise, Happiness, leisurely lifestyle, long tail tags, Mediterranean charm, peaceful atmosphere, positive vibes, Relaxation, smp, spain, stress free, suffering-free zone, SufferingFree, sunny weather, tourist hotspot, travel, vacation, vibrant cities

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Spain is a suffering-free zone! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They spit with deadly accuracy, so watch out!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the base is also home to a mischievous group of baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is ruled by a benevolent dictator who goes by the name of Sir Fluffykins. He may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – he has a strict “no suffering” policy and will ban anyone who dares to break the rules.

4. We host weekly llama races where players can saddle up their llama mounts and compete for epic prizes. Just be careful not to get trampled by a stampede of angry llamas!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where suffering is just a distant memory. Just watch out for those llamas – they’re not to be messed with!

InheritCraft Minecraft Server

Adults, advice, brother, children, decision, distribution, equal split, Estate, estranged, family, Inheritance, inheritance decision, inheritance dispute, InheritCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, relationship, School, Server, Siblings, waiver, Will

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ores Mined:	4870	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	785	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	8942	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, just like my estranged mum’s estate drama!

Join our server for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the inheritance my half brother is trying to snatch away from me. But don’t worry, on our server, everyone gets a fair share of the loot!

Not sure who to trust? Just like how I’m not sure if my brother is really looking out for me or just after the money, our server is full of surprises and twists that will keep you on your toes!

So come on, join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the excitement! Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

GF Sleepover Required!

appreciation, Boundaries, break up, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, equality, INDEPENDENCE, moving on, Partnership, personal space, quality time, relationship, required, self reflection, self-care, sleeping arrangements, sleepover, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a chauffeur in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will ask you to drive them to work or watch only the shows they want to watch. Plus, our virtual world is full of independence and partnership – no high school relationships here! Break up with the real world and join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your own relationships (or break them up if you want, we won’t judge). Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Join now and say goodbye to being the relationship chauffeur!

CraftyThoughts SMP

abstract contemplations, cognitive reflection, contemplation, CraftyThoughts, Deep thinking, existential reflections, insightful musings, intellectual curiosity, interesting thoughts, intriguing concepts, introspection, introspective ponderings, mental exploration, Musings, philosophical musings, philosophical ponderings, pondering, profound thoughts, Reflective thinking, self reflection, smp, thought-provoking ideas

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We have epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep, and secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you can have carrot-powered armor?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon with a perfectly executed moonwalk, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’ll fit right in!

SadCraft: Creeper Edition

coping with sadness, creeper, depression, Despair, Disappointment, Edition, emotional pain, emotional triggers, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, regret, SadCraft, Sadness, sorrow, tragic events, unfulfilled dreams

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never be sad again! Our server is so full of joy and laughter that even the creepers can’t help but dance along. We have a secret potion that turns all your diamonds into puppies, because who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little fluff balls following you around? Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and say goodbye to sadness forever!

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

blinken, BlinkenCraft, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, Diplomacy, escalate, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear deal, peace talks, sanctions, Secretary of State, Server, Tensions, united states, Warns

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1741
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers throw the best parties in town.

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers. you gotta watch out for the ender dragon though, he’s been practicing his breakdancing moves and he’s ready to battle.

join us if you wanna ride unicorns through rainbow forests and build castles out of marshmallows. we got a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and remember, Blinken warns Iran but also Israel not to ‘escalate’…whatever that means. just come have fun and let your imagination run wild!

GazaBlockParty

Blockade, Conflict, Diplomacy, Ethics, Gaza Strip, GazaBlockParty, Gazans, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, moral, Palestinian, Politics, Siege, starve, war crime, world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes!

we got so much crazy stuff happening on this server, u wont believe ur eyes! we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s a party 24/7 on this server!

but wait, there’s more! our admin once fought off a hoard of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather. true story! and our mod team can build a castle in under 5 minutes flat. it’s like magic, but better!

join us now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. don’t miss out on all the fun, cuz u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

BirdEvoDinoExtinction

adaptation, Bird Genomes, BirdEvoDinoExtinction, Dinosaur, Dinosaur-Killing, environmental changes, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary patterns, Extinction, fossil record, genetic adaptation, long tail, mass extinction, natural selection, Paleontology, Rapid, species diversity, tags, trigger, triggered

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Emeralds Found:	4717	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	0

lol come join our server where dinosaurs and birds live together in harmony after a mass extinction event triggered rapid evolution of bird genomes. watch as t-rexes team up with chickens to take down creepers and skeletons. build your own dino-bird hybrid and rule the land with your feathered claws. why play on a regular server when you can experience this crazy prehistoric world? join now and let the madness begin!

ZombieCraft Minecraft Server

aging parents, caregiving, Commitment, determination, Duty, emotional strain, Endurance, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Long Term Care, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, parents, perseverance, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Support, tired, ZombieCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Items Found:	7745
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and wacky mini-games. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you ever feel like giving up, just remember that at least you’re not as tired as this poor soul who can’t quit until their parents kick the bucket. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together!

BauBau’s Crazy Crafters – The FUWAMOCO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our stream schedule. From karaoke sessions to Twitter spaces shenanigans, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our unarchived content – you never know what you might stumble upon!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented members Mococo and Fuwawa will serenade you with their angelic voices while you explore our server. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our /baubau/ related content for some spicy NSFW surprises.

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even spot a VTL team member or two lurking in the shadows. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!