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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8371 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2685 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.
come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.
