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ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ores Mined:	7779	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2046	Runes Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

at my, at my cute, clock, clock wife’s, ClockWifesTits, cute, cute clock wife’s, LOLzCraft, long trail, looking, looking at, looking at my, my cute, my cute clock, Server, STOP, stop looking, tags, tits, VT, Wife, wife’s tits

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Items Found:	1714	Star Shards Collected:	123

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, dlc, downloadable content, expansion pack, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy XVI, gameplay, Gaming, new content, Opinions, PC, PlayStation, Revenge, reviews, RPG, Square Enix, Story, The Rising Tide, video game, Xbox, XVI

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

capability, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender equality, gender equality movement, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, less capable, Minecraft, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, strength, WEAKER, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Emeralds Found:	937	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

1999, codes, Community Resources, cultural references, daily reset, database, English, Eternity, FutureCraft, gacha saving, general, insight materials, No pvp, patch 1.5, Psychube guide, rate-up banners, resonance guide, RPG, Spathodea, spell cards, storytelling, Team Building, turn based, Uluru Games, voice acting

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!

Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition

acceptance, adhd, Challenges, Community, coping, Edition, education, Empathy, Mania, medication, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, neurodiversity, productivity, Resources, self-care, stigma, strategies, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!

Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Pixelated Pooptopia

animated series, Anime, Competition, Drama, FANTASY, figure skating, ice skating, japanese animation, LGBTQ, love story, Oblivion Battery, pixelated, Pooptopia, relationships, romance, sports, Supernatural, Victor Nikiforov, Yuri Katsuki, Yuri on Ice, Yuri Plisetsky

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered a parallel universe where yuri on ice meets Minecraft! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of lolz and memes as you explore our virtual world filled with unicorns riding rainbows and llamas doing the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic building contests where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireworks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the minecraft caves where creepers bust a move to Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the next big thing in the gaming world – the ultimate fusion of yuri on ice and Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!