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FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	6521
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

“The Stoned Golem — where even the blocks are high on life! 1.20.1 Semi-Vanilla fun with a community twist and VoicePlugin” (108 characters)

1.20.1, Ban From Claims, bedrock, blocks, Characters, Claims, Community, Crates, Custom Cosmetic Items, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Exploration, Fun, Golem, Graves, hard mode, HIGH, Hosted Events, java, Life, PORT, proximity voice chat, Semivanilla, Server Events, smp, Stoned, toggleable PVP, Twist, Updates, VoicePlugin, Waystones

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Votes:	3924	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

The Stone Golem SMP

A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

Overview:

Server Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends
Custom Cosmetic Items	Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates	4 always available crates and seasonal crates
Claims	Used to protect against griefing
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	Receive 3 graves with a 24h timer on death
Waystones	Teleport to activated Waystones for faster travel

IP & Links:

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Discord

Dynmap

FAQ:

What to expect on The Stone Golem SMP?

The server runs in Hard Mode and everything is free except for monetary gain through donations. There are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events.

Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?

Yes, all features that add or take away from the Vanilla experience can be easily toggled off for those who prefer a fully Vanilla experience.

How old is The Stone Golem SMP?

The server is almost 3 years old and has never and will never reset.

How can I gain access to Crate keys?

You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.

Is PvP optional on the server?

Yes, there is a toggleable PvP option for players who enjoy PvP and those who do not.

What is the punishment for deaths on the server?

There are 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for each death, ensuring that there is a consequence without ruining the game experience.

Are there ways to fast travel on the server?

Yes, players can use Waystones to teleport to other activated Waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

Sleepless in Yurop: ‘/icy/ FRENS

#CentralYurop, #insomniastruggles, #latehours, #nightchats, #nightlybonding, #nightowls, #nighttimeactivities, #nighttimereflections, #sleepdisorders, #sleeplessadventures, #sleeplessnights, Community, Enjoy, frens, friendship, ICY, insomniacs, mentalhealth, nightlife, Sleepless, Support, Yurop

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6316	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely out of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP arenas, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftyFart

Anime, Buyfag, cinnamon, collectible items, Collectibles, CraftyFart, flavor, Flavored, Food, hobby, indulgence, japanese, limited edition, merchandise, migu, Otaku, shopping, Spice, SWEET, Tasty, Unique

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8204	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Cinnamon flavored Migu! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Cinnamon flavored Migu, there lies a magical diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. These llamas are said to possess the power to grant wishes to any player who can best them in a dance-off. Will you be the one to out-shuffle these mystical creatures and claim your prize?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night in the Nether realm. Get your glowsticks ready and prepare to boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Cinnamon flavored Migu. This mythical beast is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can catch a glimpse of its shimmering fur.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cinnamon flavored Migu today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world.

✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

Active players, Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Community, Creative, cs go, Deathrun, domer, donation, Duels, Economy, Egg wars, Events, free, Friendly staff, Fun, Gaming, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Minigames, Mob Arena, multiplayer, one block, Paintball, Parkour, PvP, Quake, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cape.mineblaze.xyz

BAY CITY NETWORK

+18, Bay City Enhanced Survival, BAY CITY NETWORK, Bay City Survival Nation, bce, BCSN, Community, Discord, Minecraft, Minecraftsurvival, Modded, Network, Nordic, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Viking, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to Bay City Network!

We are an 18+ Minecraft based network ever expanding, we currently have our flagship servers, Bay City Survival Nation (BCSN) a semi-vanilla smp, Bay City Enhanced Survival (BCE) a modded survival Server, with more at hand and on the way.

All our servers are whitelisted, and require you to join our Discord initially so we can get to know you, and you can get to know us!

Our Discord link is https://discord.gg/ZR8ZuNgaBU

This is also listed as our website here!

We look forward to seeing you!

185.38.151.7:25567

The Crazy Crew Minecraft PVE Roleplay: No Squares Allowed! 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Allowed, building, collaboration, Community, crazy, create mod, creativity, CREW, Discord, Hoa, imagination, innovation, Minecraft, Modded, Other, PvE, regulations, Roleplay, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, squares, Survival, TOWN, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Active player base
Mods	Create mod and other handpicked mods
Community	Whitelisted community focused on collaboration and innovation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord channel and follow the application process.
What is the main mod used on the server?	The Create mod is at the heart of our world.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the Homeowners Association (HOA) enforces minor rules to maintain server aesthetics.
Can I start my own town on the server?	Absolutely! Feel free to establish your own community.
What values does the community hold?	Collaboration, innovation, and a passion for building remarkable creations.

Sapling Stans Unite!

Admiration, Celebrity, controversy, entertainer, entertainment industry, fan community, friend fiasco, gfe, Honesty, Intimacy, Kayfabe, loyalty, post-friend, praise, public image, reputation, sapling, saplings, social media, stans, Support, unite, whipped fanbase

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former pro wrestler who is known for her epic GFE (Gamer Friendly Experience) and intimacy pre-friend fiasco! But don’t worry, she’s turned over a new leaf and now her honesty is off the charts post-friend fiasco.

Join our server and you’ll be treated like royalty by our entertainer-turned-server-owner. She’s so based that she even broke kayfabe just for you! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see what all the hype is about on our insane Minecraft server!

Wife’s Castle Minecraft Server: Where /b/ros show off their building skills!

adult content, bros, building, Castle, Cuckolding, cuckoldry, exhibitionism, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, invite, kink, Minecraft, Online Community, open relationship, Roleplay, Server, Server invite, sexual exploration, sharing, Show, Skills, swinger, taboo, wife sharing, wife swapping, Wifes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	92
Emeralds Found:	3490	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than your wife’s new hotwife phase? Look no further! Join our server where we build giant phallic structures and roleplay as Minecraft’s horniest villagers.

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is blushing. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and scandalous love triangles that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as steamy as a Nether portal on a hot summer day. Just remember to keep your armor on, things tend to get a little…risque around here.

Mildew RP: Where the only thing growing faster than the mold is the drama! 1.20.4 Java Server for 18+ Whitelisted Roleplayers.

1.20.4, Character Options, Custom Recipes, Discord integration, Drama, Faster, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Growing, imagination, java, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, Minecraft, Mods, Mold, No Shield Delay, resource pack, roleplayers, safe space, Server, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72

Mildew RP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding! You decide the story!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can. If the issue is with a staff member themself, the server owner can be trusted to be unbiased.
A variety of Character Options!	When joining the discord, you get access to the full list of the species you can base your character on. At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them! All 8 species also comes with their own perk.
No client-required Mods!	We do recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!For the above reason, there is a Resource Pack for those interested, but again definitely not a requirement to have!
A couple of server-side mods	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, Fast Leaf Decay
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world. However, we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j

Q: Can I create my own species for my character?

A: Currently, we only have 8 predefined species to choose from, each with their own unique perks.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in the world?

A: Your imagination is your only limit when it comes to building. You are free to create anything within the world of Mildew.

Q: Is there a age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, Mildew RP is an 18+ server to ensure a mature and respectful community.

YakuzaCraft

action, BETRAYAL, Character development, crime drama, Drama, Gangsters, Japan, japanese mafia, loyalty, moral dilemma, Mystery, organized crime, plot twist, point, Redemption, Scene, Suspense, Thriller, violence, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, build your own castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, and ride on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course. And that’s just the beginning!

Our community is filled with eccentric players who love to prank each other, so be prepared for surprise attacks from exploding sheep and hidden traps that will make you question your sanity.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.