FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	6152	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeperz

American name, annoyance, Ciarán, classmates, Connor, CraftyCreeperz, Cultural, cultural sensitivity, Drama, fair point, Identity, irish, name-calling, personal preference, pronunciation, Respect, snarky comments, Spelling, teachers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1465
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	71	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of being called the wrong name like poor Ciarán-turned-Connor! On our server, we promise to always call you by your IGN (In-Game Name) and never give you a silly American nickname like “Caleb” or “Cade” unless you ask for it!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without anyone calling you the wrong name. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will never roll their eyes at you for wanting to be called by your actual name.

So come on over and join us for a good time, where you can be whoever you want to be without any drama. Who knows, maybe Ciarán will even make an appearance and show those American classmates how it’s done!

BelieverGoneSMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, I used to believe that diamonds were the rarest thing in the game, but on this server, we have flying pigs that poop out emeralds! Can you believe it? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. It’s like a whole new level of insanity, man. So if you want to join this wacky world of chaos and confusion, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Towns Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Potions Brewed:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t let you have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Why should you join? Because we have secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map – but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect it. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find and tame it. But be warned, the unicorn has a mischievous streak and might just turn your diamond armor into a tutu! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NukeCraft: PolandCanada Coop

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Void Gems Collected:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

So, like, this server is like the bomb, man. It’s like Poland and Canada coming together to create some crazy nuclear power stuff. But instead of blowing things up, we’re building the sickest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us if you want to experience the power of two countries working together in harmony. Plus, we’ve got some epic builds that will blow your mind. Like, literally, your mind will explode from all the awesomeness.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies. It’s like a real-life survival situation, but way more fun.

So come on, join us and be a part of this nuclear-powered adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for any radioactive pigs, they’re a real pain in the butt.

Otters Are The Mermaids Of Cats – Minecraft

adorable creatures, Animals, aquatic animals, cat comparison, Cats, cute animals, feline friends, für, magical creatures, marine life, MERMAIDS, Minecraft, mythical beings, ocean dwellers, otter love, otter magic, otters, playful creatures, sea creatures, water animals, Whiskers

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where otters are the mermaids of cats!!!!!! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter!!!!!! our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the golden potato hidden in the enchanted forest!!!!!! build a house made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie chickens!!!!!! join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!!!!!!!!!! what are you waiting for?????? come join the madness!!!!!!!!!!!

Evolving Protein Lab

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Potions Brewed:	28

join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the ultimate evolution of protein creation! our AI model has been working overtime for 500 million years to come up with the craziest, most unique proteins you’ve ever seen in your blocky life!

imagine riding a giant protein into battle against a horde of mutant creepers, or using a protein-powered jetpack to soar through the skies and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure!

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us and witness the power of evolution in action. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this protein-packed world!

CastleQuest

Adventure, Castle, CastleQuest, Castles, Challenges, Community, creativity, Events, Exploration, Foes, Inclusivity, Kindness, landscapes, Medieval, Moderators, Mods, Mythical, proximity voice chat, Respect, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9230
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

🏰 CASTLEQUEST SMP ⚔️

YOUR MEDIEVAL ADVENTURE AWAITS!

✨ Step into a medieval fantasy world like no other! ✨ In CastleQuest SMP, adventure, creativity, and community come together to create an unforgettable experience. Whether you’re building grand castles, exploring stunning landscapes, or battling mythical foes, there’s something here for every adventurer.

🌟 WHAT MAKES CASTLEQUEST SMP SPECIAL?

🏹 Medieval-Themed Mods	Castle decorations, mythical origins, and epic medieval combat.
🌿 Beautiful Custom Terrain	Vast, handcrafted landscapes perfect for exploration and creativity.
🎙️ Proximity Voice Chat	Chat in real time with fellow adventurers for an immersive experience.
🏛️ Community Events	Participate in exciting medieval-themed challenges and group quests.
⚒️ Survival with a Twist	Hardcore survival meets roleplay for a truly unique experience.

🏰 A WELCOMING KINGDOM

Our kingdom is built on inclusivity, respect, and kindness. We take pride in creating a safe and enjoyable space for all adventurers. With active moderators and a friendly community, you’ll feel right at home in CastleQuest SMP.

📜 KINGDOM RULES

🛡️ No Harassment or Toxic Behavior	Respect all players.
⚔️ Consent Required for PvP	No unwanted fights.
🏰 Stick to the Medieval Theme	Build and play within the server’s style.
🚫 No Griefing, Stealing, or Cheats	Play fair and have fun!

✨ Follow these rules, and together, we’ll create an epic medieval world to be proud of!

🎥 WATCH THE TRAILER

🎬 See the magic of CastleQuest SMP in action: Watch Now

🔗 JOIN OUR DISCORD

Ready to begin your adventure? Join us today and start your journey! 👉 CastleQuest SMP Discord

👑 BECOME PART OF OUR KINGDOM! THE ADVENTURE AWAITS. ⚔️

Block Pathway Quest 1.21.3

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crops Grown:	4518	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Yo, listen up you little blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride through a virtual wonderland where you can build, explore, and troll your friends like there’s no tomorrow!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and create the most insane structures that will make even Herobrine jealous.

We’ve got crazy events, epic battles, and a community of players who are as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s turn this blocky world upside down!

GymCreeperNoisePolice

Communication, Confrontation, consideration, country music, gym, gym etiquette, GymCreeperNoisePolice, headphones, music volume, NEW MEMBER, peace and quiet, politeness, practicing respect, quiet time, Respect, sauna, shower, Silence, skin care routine, toddlers, using my voice

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any obnoxious country music blaring in the sauna or shower! Our virtual sauna is always quiet and peaceful, perfect for reading your favorite virtual books without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life toddlers by diving into our virtual world where you can build and create to your heart’s content. No more skipping songs in the middle, just pure uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And don’t worry, if anyone starts blasting music in the virtual showers, you can kindly ask them to bring their virtual headphones without fear of hurting their virtual feelings. We promote respectful communication and peaceful gaming experiences for all.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even make a virtual friend who will cry over your polite requests for silence. It’s a wild world out there, but our server is the oasis of tranquility you’ve been looking for.

PublicFunnyMomentsMC SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs, it’s chaos I tell you. But don’t worry, because the admins are actually a group of sentient llamas who will guide you through the madness.

One time, I was building my house and suddenly a herd of dancing cows appeared out of nowhere, doing the cha-cha slide like their lives depended on it. And then a creeper showed up and started breakdancing, it was lit AF.

But the best part is the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. I once saw a zombie doing the Macarena while a skeleton played the saxophone, it was a sight to behold.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ve ever seen in your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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