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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7759 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 63 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.
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