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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2346 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls to keep out the tariff threats from Trump! Trudeau himself is playing on our server and he’s like “yo US consumers, come chill with us and avoid the harm of those crazy tariffs!” We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the tariffs and trade with other countries for epic loot. Plus, we have a pet moose named Justin who will guide you through the wilderness and protect you from any tariff monsters. So come on over and let’s build a wall of friendship together!
