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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7925 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6015 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
