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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1459 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!