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CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server
so like, ukraine and u.s. were like fighting and stuff, but now they’re all chill with a ceasefire. but like, russia is still causing drama and everyone is like 👀. but hey, forget about all that and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come on over and join the fun! 🥔💎🐄 -
CraftyPutin’sPeaceTerms
come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself will come and slam peace terms with ukraine while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles. who needs politics when u can have a sword fight with putin in minecraft? join now for the most insane gaming experience of ur life! -
BroDateBanterCraft
Are you tired of your mom trying to ruin your brunch dates with your BF by insisting you bring your brother along? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise no family members will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be.Our server is the perfect place to hang out with friends, whether they’re busy in real life or not. Plus, we have a special area for players with high functioning autism to feel comfortable and included. No awkward family dynamics here!
So come join us for a brunch date like no other. Build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unlike refusing to bring your brother on a real-life date. 😉
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LuckySurvivorMC SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by doing a perfectly timed backflip off a cliff. Or how about the time our admin accidentally spawned a horde of angry villagers in the middle of town and chaos ensued? Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a server where every day is a new adventure and surviving feels like a miracle, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to tell your own “I’m lucky to be alive” story. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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CraftyRainbow Minecraft Server
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got unicorns flying around, and dragons breathing fire, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.also, did we mention that the president of bulgaria signed some crazy anti-lgbtq+ law? yeah, we don’t really know what that has to do with minecraft, but it’s like, totally wild, right?
come join us on this server and be part of the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the unicorns run out of glitter!
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CraftyCabbageCo – 30% off your next meal!
come join our epic minecraft server where the russian food suppliers are warning of price hikes up to 40%!!! why worry about real life problems when you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure??! build a giant potato castle or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!!! who needs borscht when you can have virtual cake??! join now before the creepers take over and you’re stuck eating virtual potatoes for dinner!!! -
BlockyBootyCraft
lol you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the gut barrier protecting your booty from colorectal cancer! but instead of cancer, we got fun and games and building stuff! imagine your colon being a castle and you gotta defend it from evil mobs and griefers! it’s like a battle for your butthole, but in a fun way! plus, our community is tighter than your sphincter after eating too much cheese! come join us and let’s build some epic poop castles together! -
BeeMC: Where bees reign supreme and your life is the real deal! Join us for some bee-autiful shenanigans 🙂
BeeMC Overview
Server Description Lifesteal Server (Season 1) Dive into a world where you can build, explore, and survive with friends. Packed with exciting features and a friendly community. BoxPvP Server Test your skills and battle it out in our intense PvP server. Show off your combat prowess and climb the ranks! Exciting Events Regular events bring the community together. From building competitions to epic battles, there’s always something fun happening at BeeMC! Amazing Staff Team Our dedicated staff team is always here to help. Friendly, experienced, and always available to assist you. FAQ
What does BeeMC offer?
BeeMC offers a Lifesteal Server, BoxPvP Server, exciting events, and an amazing staff team to assist players.
What is the IP for BeeMC?
The IP for BeeMC is play.beemc.net and the Bedrock port is 19595.
How can I join BeeMC?
You can join BeeMC by using the IP play.beemc.net in Minecraft.
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HealCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We’ve got more healing powers than a stack of golden apples, and our virtual doctors are always on call to cure your gaming woes.Join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants a VIP pass to get in! We’ve got unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret potion that turns creepers into friendly pet cats.
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we’ve even discovered a way to travel to other dimensions within the game. Want to visit a world made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? We’ve got that too.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the healing power of gaming wash over you like a bucket of enchanted water. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.