Troy’s Attention Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Emeralds Found:	9425
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Helen of Troy would be jealous of the attention you’ll get! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it, he’s been practicing his building skills just to impress the other players.

2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a creeper join our Discord voice chat and everyone just laughed it off. Who knew creepers had such a great sense of humor?

3. The server owner once built a rollercoaster that went through the Nether and back. It was so intense, even the Ghasts were screaming in excitement.

4. We have a secret underground base that is said to hold the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Legend has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels! Helen of Troy ain’t got nothing on us!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

2004, Achilles, ancient greece, brad pitt, Cinema, controversy, Epic, film, greek mythology, Haram, HECTOR, Helen of Troy, historical fiction, Hollywood, Minecraft, Movie, Mythology, Paris, smp, Trojan War, troy, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

SweatSisNoBestie

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crossfit, discomfort, Exercise, fitness enthusiast, free weights, friendship, Girlfriend, gym, Injury prevention, Machines, muscle groups, seduction, Support, SweatSisNoBestie, Touch, trainer, weight lifting, workouts

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6422	Divine Spears Created:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll get a workout like no other! Just like my sister’s best friend turned fitness enthusiast, we’ll make sure you’re engaging all the right muscle groups… in the game, of course!

Join us for some virtual weight lifting and CrossFit challenges, where our trainers will guide you through the virtual gym equipment and free weight exercises. And don’t worry, they won’t actually touch you like in real life (unless you’re into that kind of thing).

But be warned, some players may get a little too comfortable and start making awkward advances. Just like my sister’s friend, who may or may not have ulterior motives to steal you away from your in-game girlfriend. Will you stand up for your virtual love or give in to the temptation of those perfectly sculpted pixelated arms?

So come on over to our server, where the workouts are intense and the drama is even more intense. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your heart and muscles?

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, dark web, disturbing images, explicit content, graphic videos, internet atrocities, internet depravity, internet disgust, internet shock value, Minecraft, online abuse, online atrocities, online cruelty, online exploitation, online horror stories, online horrors, online nightmares, online trauma, online violence, PixelPanic, Server, shock content

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Love Letters Sent:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Items Found:	7737
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	7859
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Have you ever seen a creeper twerking in a diamond bikini? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with dancing creepers, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a TNT cannon)!

CraftyWealthChallenger

achieving financial success, achieving wealth, Challenges, CraftyWealthChallenger, financial barriers, Financial goals, financial obstacles, Financial Success, financial success barriers, financial success mindset, money management, money mindset, Obstacles, overcoming financial challenges, success mindset, Wealth accumulation, wealth accumulation challenges, wealth attainment, wealth building, wealth building obstacles, Wealth mindset

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Items Found:	2320	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Tired of grinding for diamonds in Minecraft like a peasant? Join our server and become a virtual billionaire in no time! Our server is so rich that even the creepers wear designer sunglasses and drive Lamborghinis. Forget about mining, just stroll through our virtual streets and pick up stacks of gold blocks lying around like discarded candy wrappers.

Our server is so opulent that the villagers have their own personal butlers and the cows produce golden milk. Want to build a mansion made entirely out of emeralds? No problem, we’ve got emerald trees that grow on command. And don’t worry about pesky mobs ruining your lavish lifestyle – our server is protected by a team of diamond-clad bodyguards who will take out any threat with style.

So why struggle for wealth when you can join our server and live like a virtual king? Come join us and experience the most luxurious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Wealth and opulence await you, darling!

PhilippineCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, diplomatic relations, east asia, extended continental shelf, Geopolitics, international law, international tribunal, marine biodiversity, maritime boundary, Minecraft, Natural resources, ocean governance, PhilippineCraft, Philippines, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, UN, UNCLOS, united nations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

lol u know what else is claiming territory? our minecraft server! we got so much land u won’t know where to start building! we got more space than the philippines claiming the south china sea, and that’s saying something! join us for the ultimate land grab and build ur dream base on our server! who needs the UN when u got us, are right? come join the chaos and stake ur claim before someone else does!

SeaPrisonCraft

Asia-Pacific region, China, China’s sovereignty, Chinese government, detention, detention of foreigners, detention regulations, diplomatic tensions, foreign nationals, foreign policy, foreigners, international relations, legal implications, maritime boundaries, maritime law, new rules, rules, SeaPrisonCraft, security measures, South China Sea, territorial disputes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

come join our epic minecraft server where we have recreated the south china sea with a twist – now you can be detained by the new china rules as a foreigner! build your own prison cell and try to escape before the chinese authorities catch you! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on board and see if you have what it takes to survive in the new china rules detention center!

PixelPriced: Pay Less, Build More

BUILD, Pay, PixelPriced

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	4823	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Votes:	2594
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the diamonds are as big as your mom’s meatloaf and the creepers are as friendly as a pack of puppies on a sugar high. we have a secret underground base where you can find the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite mining power.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini games with us. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a skydiving platform that drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions for that).

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of minecrafters this side of the blocky universe. we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who tries to grief their creations.

so come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventures of your life. you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the end portal without your elytra, then you might regret it a little).

Galactic Arcania: Where you can finally satisfy your virtual survival needs while also enjoying space memes!!

Arcania, Balanced, building, complex, Cosmos, Custom, Dungeons, enjoying, Exploration, Finally, Galactic, Galaxy, Industrial, Industry, Magic, memes, Modded, Mysterious, PvE, Realms, Satisfy, SEAS, Server, Space, Survival, Tech, virtual, Void

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crops Grown:	7452
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/moms-minecraft-server-no-dad-gifts/">Galactic Arcania: Modded Survival</a>

🛸🌕 Galactic Arcania: Modded Survival 🚀✨

Welcome to the Cosmos!

From sailing the seven seas, venturing the depths of the void, exploring and harnessing the realms of magic, exploring the deepest and darkest dungeons, building vast industrial complexes, to venturing into the edges of the galaxy, a mysterious realm awaits you.

Galactic Arcania is a newly-released modded survival server. While our server theme is after space exploration, we feature a diverse, balanced, custom kitchen sink modpack with features such as tech, industry, exploration, magic, building, and so forth.

IP: 51.222.247.252:25606

Full Modlist

Discord https://discord.gg/S4Yv2pYvDv

Other Features

PvE, no raiding or griefing
Clans
More than 300 Biomes and 70 Dimensions
Continental World Generation
No Pay2Win Benefits
Discord Integration
Chill, non-toxic community

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	No, the server is PvE only. Raiding and griefing are not allowed.
Can I join a clan on the server?	Yes, clans are supported on the server for better collaboration and team play.
How many biomes and dimensions are available?	There are more than 300 biomes and 70 dimensions to explore on the server.
Are there any pay-to-win benefits?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win benefits. Everyone has an equal playing field.

Lapland’s Fishy Minecraft Server

big fish, BIZARRE, Curious, Fish stomach, Fishermen, Fishing experiment, fishy, Intriguing, Lapland, Lapland police, Laplands, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, Pistol, Server, Shocking.., strange discovery, Surprise, UNBELIEVABLE, unexplained, Unseen, Unusual catch, Weird fishing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Potions Brewed:	73
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as finding a pistol in a fish’s stomach? Look no further! Join our server and embark on crazy adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a fish with a whole arsenal inside! Just remember to hand over any weapons you find to the virtual police (but hey, you can keep the fish as a souvenir). Our server is so insane, even the fishermen didn’t want their faces shown in the news. So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ExorcistCraft Minecraft Server

dark forces, DEMONOLOGY, Demons, devil’s work, exorcism, ExorcistCraft, EXORCISTS, FAITH, Haunted, Horror, love, Minecraft, Paranormal, POSSESSED, Possession, Priest, Scary, Server, spiritual warfare, spooky, Supernatural, supernatural beings, Thriller

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	5930	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a team of exorcists ready to cleanse your world of any pesky ghost mobs haunting your builds! Watch as they banish spirits with their enchanted diamond swords and holy water buckets. Plus, our exorcists have a special talent for turning creepers into friendly pet cats. Join now for a ghostly good time!

Auntie’s Unpaid Babysitter Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Aunties, babysitter, Babysitting, babysitting rate, babysitting tab, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Confrontation, confrontational, cousin relationships, family, family dynamics, foster child, mental health, Minecraft, money owed, payment, personal time, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Shy.., Unpaid

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Votes:	5649	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of babysitting drama and not getting paid on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to deal with entitled kids or shady aunts! Our server is filled with fun and excitement, and you won’t have to worry about anyone owing you money.

Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and battle monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, our server is so cheap to join that even the cheapest babysitter in the area would approve!

Don’t let babysitting stress affect your mental health, come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll owe is your loyalty to the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your babysitting troubles behind!

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