WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO CROSS THE BORDER INTO OUR SERVER, BUT WE HIT IT WITH A TARIFF SO HIGH, IT EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PIECES!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO CRAZY, WE HAVE IMPORT TARIFFS ON DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND EVEN WOOD! YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT!
SO, IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF TARIFFS AND ADVENTURE, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY! AND REMEMBER, TARIFFS MAKE EVERYTHING MORE FUN!
our doctors are top notch, they’ll diagnose ur sore throat with just one look at ur minecraft character. no need to worry about over or undertreatment, we got u covered! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to help fight off any pesky mobs that might be lurking around.
so why wait? join our server now and let us take care of ur tonsillitis in the most epic way possible. trust us, u won’t regret it!
Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you’ll be dodging tankers and fixing power cables while trying to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the day from the evil tanker! See you there, adventurer!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon’s long lost cousin, the Ender Llama! Trust us, this llama is no joke – it spits fireballs and can breakdance like nobody’s business.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Zombie Pigman Bowling” and “Creeper Dodgeball” that will have you laughing until you cry. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Diamond Armor Fashion Show” where players can strut their stuff in the latest bling-bling armor sets.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, if you don’t join, the Ender Llama will find you…and it won’t be pretty.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Ari’s book, rumored to hold the key to defeating the nefarious Sergey who haunts our dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that lie ahead and save our beloved Minecraft world from certain doom?
So come on, join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems between Swift and Sergey, and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!
We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.
Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.
The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.
So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!
On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!
Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!
We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!
Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | Mostly vanilla Minecraft experience |
| Grief Protection | Claims system in place |
| Whitelist | No whitelist required |
| P2W | No pay-2-win features |
| Economy | No economy/money plugin |
| Cross-Play | Bedrock & Java Cross-Play enabled |
A: Connect to Minecraft server IP: play.minedhype.com
A: Visit https://minedhype.com/minecraft/ for the complete list of server rules and information
A: Yes, you can view the web-based online server map at https://map.minedhype.com/
A: Yes, there are free server events with awesome prizes
A: Yes, there is a public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there
A: Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed
A: CoreProtect is used to help protect the server
A: Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home
But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise no last-minute family drama will ruin your plans. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero chance of getting ditched for a family member. Plus, we guarantee that no one will frown at you for making the best decision for yourself. So come on over and let’s build a world where you’re always the star of the show!
Join us and build your dream home without the fear of nosy seniors pouring chemicals on your lawn. Our virtual neighborhood is filled with friendly players who won’t yell at you for shoveling snow or call by-law on your pixelated creations.
Forget about real-life family dynamics and foster kids drama, on our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a TNT cannon and show them who’s boss!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who needs real neighbors when you can have a whole virtual community to play with? Let’s build and conquer together, one block at a time!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle fearsome creepers, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.
Forget about Netflix, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge).
Join now and experience the best show of your life – Minecraft style!
