why join, you ask? because where else can you witness such a bizarre and outrageous scenario unfold before your very eyes? plus, you can build your own base, mine for resources, and team up with other players to take down the enemy.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
u know why u should join? because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and dragons that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamond armor is so bling bling that even the ender dragon is jealous.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and milk? yeah, that’s right. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even destroying russian troops with just a click of a button.
