We got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay golden eggs. And get this, our villagers are all secretly aliens in disguise! They’re always trying to abduct players and take them to their UFO base hidden underground. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon against them – a giant talking potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes!
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, come join our server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next! Plus, we have unlimited cake and free hugs for everyone who joins. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE NUCLEAR BOMBS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE!
JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND KURSK OBLAST FROM THE EVIL UKRAINIANS, OR JOIN THEM AND TRY TO TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD!
WE ALSO HAVE A GIANT BEAR BOSS THAT DROPS VODKA AND MATRYOSHKA DOLLS WHEN YOU DEFEAT HIM!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER THIS SIDE OF THE URALS!
We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).
Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.
So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?
u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.
also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.
On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.
So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!
| Overview |
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| Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map. |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join with my friends and create a nation? | Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server. |
| Are there different roles or jobs to choose from? | Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game. |
| Is the economy player-driven? | Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. |
| Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server? | No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org |
On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.
Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?
So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!