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BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Crops Grown:	4076	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

BlockyLoveCraft

advice, anxiety, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, counseling, education, empowerment, Exploration, Intimacy, mental health, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, sexual anxiety, sexual experiences, Support, Therapy, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	27	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

ShortsNLaughsMC

Carharts, CONSERVATIVE, daisy dukes, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, hot weather, Kids, knee length, Preferences, religious background, religious beliefs, religious camp, religious upbringing, shorts, ShortsNLaughsMC, Summer, summer camp, Wife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	832525	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

Anime, blocks, Board Games, books, coding, comic books, computers, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, geek, Harry Potter, Master, movies, Nerd, nerdcraft, Sci Fi, Science, Star Wars, Superheroes, Technology, Trivia, tv shows

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, Hollow, international relations, intervention, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, member, Military, military strength, military tactics, nato, political tensions, russia, Russian war machine, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

BrainyHugsCraft

acts of service, Affection, Brain, brain activity, brain scans, BrainyHugsCraft, emotional connection, emotional responses, emotions, Gifts, Human Behavior, love, mental health, neuroscience, physical touch, Psychology, quality time, relationships, research, study, verbal affirmations

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, totally off the charts, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down in there.

first off, let me tell you about this one time when a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava pit and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. it was like, the most epic ride ever, dude.

and then there was this other player who created a whole underwater city complete with a mermaid nightclub and a dolphin petting zoo. it was like, so cool, you wouldn’t even believe it.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the pvp arena. players are like, throwing potions and shooting arrows left and right, it’s like a medieval war zone up in there.

so, like, if you want to experience all the craziness and fun that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at the spawn point. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

Adventure, agility, attributes, character build, Choice, Combat, CraftyCombat, Decision making, Dex, dexterity, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, player choice, power, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Stats, str.., strategy, strength, video games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Chimeras Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mines Excavated:	2378
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between STR or DEX? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we have a special potion that gives you the strength of a thousand creepers and the dexterity of a ninja cat.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who can shoot fireballs out of their beaks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can tame and ride the mighty beast into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why settle for just STR or DEX when you can have both and so much more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!