Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!
Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.
Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless… most of the time. And our leader, Steve, once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Legend has it, he can tame any mob with just a wink of his eye.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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| Server Name | Aurora Heights |
|---|---|
| Launch Date | February 8th |
| Community Discord | https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of server is Aurora Heights? | Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods. |
| When does the server launch? | The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one! |
| What kind of players are you looking for? | We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community. |
| How can I join the community? | You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9 |
We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!
Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!
We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.
On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.
Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?