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MineTrumpBorderTroop
so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server! -
CarCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun! -
BritTroopz Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of british troops are leading a major nato exercise in eastern europe. why, you ask? well, because we have secret treasure hidden all over the map that only the bravest and most skilled players can find! plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like you’re actually fighting in a real war (but without all the actual danger, of course). so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other! -
CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution
lol ur probably thinking what does this have to do with a minecraft server? well let me tell u, our server is so lit that even N. Korea wants to join! they’re preparing to send troops and suicide drones to help us dominate the virtual world. imagine playing minecraft with actual soldiers and drones, it’s gonna be epic! join now before it’s too late and become a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! -
TroopShortageCraft
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A SHORTAGE OF RUSSIAN TROOPS AND NEED YOU TO FIGHT IN OUR PIXEL WAR AGAINST UKRAINE! ððĨðWE’RE SO DESPERATE FOR PLAYERS THAT WE MIGHT HAVE TO START A NEW DRAFT, SO JOIN US BEFORE YOU GET DRAFTED INTO THE PIXEL ARMY! ðĪĢðĨðŪ
COME HELP US DEFEND OUR PIXEL LANDS AND FIGHT OFF THE UKRAINIAN INVADERS WITH YOUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! ð°ðĢðŠ
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO (OR VILLAIN) IN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! ððĪŠðĪ
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HawaiianCraft: Where Watermelon Pizza is the Norm!
join our epic minecraft server where we have watermelon pizza as our main dish! imagine the taste explosion in your mouth as you chomp down on a slice of watermelon covered in cheese and tomato sauce. it’s a culinary masterpiece that will blow your mind and your taste buds!not only do we have the most outrageous food options, but we also have the craziest adventures waiting for you in our server. embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted watermelon, battle mythical creatures like the pizza-loving dragons, and explore hidden caves filled with delicious surprises.
our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. you’ll never be bored with our constant events and challenges that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.
so come join us on our server and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. who needs hawaiian pizza when you can have watermelon pizza on our server!
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HeartburnCraft: Where our players burn through resources faster than a lit fireplace! Java 1.20.2+ edition, no resets, just fiery fun. Join our community of 15 average players online now.
Overview of HearthCraft Minecraft Server
No-Griefing Economy SMP Established 2018 Server Reset Never will reset Pay-to-Win 0% pay-to-win store FAQ
Question Answer What is the server IP? play.hearthcraft.net When did the server start? October 2018 Are there regular world resets? No, the world dates back to July 2019 Is there pay-to-win on the server? No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks Is there a live map available? Yes, you can view the live map at map.hearthcraft.net What are the server rules? The server rules can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules -
MangaCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga lover’s dream come true! We’ve got all the one-shot works from Shonen Jump+ App translated and ready for you to explore starting September 1st, 2024. Dive into the deep sea of words with ‘The Deep Sea of Words’ by Mugisuke and embark on a journey like no other. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy characters, and maybe even a few plot twists along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the manga madness begin! -
‘MineCraft SMP – /min/ – Mining Maniacs’
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got collab skins that will make your character look like a deranged chicken riding a pig, limited edition patches that turn all the sheep into disco dancers, and competitive reworks that will have you questioning your sanity.Join us for Season 12 where we’ve added Juno, the Epic Sojourn Barista Twitch drop skin that turns your character into a coffee-loving maniac, and a Clash mode with maps that will have you screaming like a baby zombie. Plus, don’t miss out on the Overwatch 2 Anniversary event where you can battle it out with your friends in a quest for the most ridiculous skins imaginable.
But that’s not all! We’ve got plans for Season 13 including map reworks that will have you navigating through mazes of madness, and a new tank hero that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and pure insanity. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Mwahahaha!
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ChoreCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!Our server is the perfect place for lovebirds to hang out – just like this 42-year-old player and their 36-year-old partner. They’ve been building their virtual world together for over a year now, and things are going smoothly… until chores come into play.
Imagine this: you’re trying to mine for diamonds, but your partner is too busy gaming on the couch all day. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we have a strict chore schedule to keep things running smoothly. No more arguments over who should be doing the laundry – just focus on building your dream castle!
And if things get too heated, don’t worry – we have the perfect solution. Just like this couple, you can always take a break from living together in-game and go back to dating. Who knew Minecraft could teach us so much about relationships?
So, if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of dirt or stone, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way.