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TroopShortageCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A SHORTAGE OF RUSSIAN TROOPS AND NEED YOU TO FIGHT IN OUR PIXEL WAR AGAINST UKRAINE! 😂🔥🚀

WE’RE SO DESPERATE FOR PLAYERS THAT WE MIGHT HAVE TO START A NEW DRAFT, SO JOIN US BEFORE YOU GET DRAFTED INTO THE PIXEL ARMY! 🤣💥🎮

COME HELP US DEFEND OUR PIXEL LANDS AND FIGHT OFF THE UKRAINIAN INVADERS WITH YOUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! 🏰💣💪

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO (OR VILLAIN) IN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍🤪🤖

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

anticipation, anxiety, apprehension, blocky, concern, confusion, doubt, fear, foreboding, hesitation, Mystery, nervousness, premonition, Questioning, second guessing, Shenanigans, Suspense, trepidation, uncertainty, unease, unknown, worry

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

ack, anti-Semitic, AVOID, battle, BUILD, Christian, consensus, Crafty, debated, dictator, Expert, fascism, goy, goyi, Historian, historians, hitler, Holocaust, iron cross, madness, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, Pagan, pagan symbols, Propaganda, Religion, world war II

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

Anon, BLOCK, clothed women, controversial, Dabs, fag, Femininity, Gender Roles, Good, gross, HOTTER, Identity, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Masculinity, offensive, Players, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, stigmas, straightest, taboo, VaginaCraft, vaginas

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

Based, blocky, Blunders, camaraderie, Chronicles, columbine, compassion, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, Hope, Humanity, loyalty, Redemption, school shooting, strength, Support, Tragedy, two men, Understanding, Unity, violence

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7882	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

acceptance, APPROVED, Boundaries, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, cultural norms, fidelity, Girlfriend, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, monogamy, relationship, Server, sex, sexual orientation, societal expectations, tolerance, TOWN, Trust, twink, twinks, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Animals Bred:	158	New Chunks Explored:	26382

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Crafty Cuties Club

alien species, best girl, Character development, club, Crafty, Cuties, fan favorite, favorite character, Gaming, Gaming Community, loyalty, loyalty mission, mass effect, memorable character, quarians, romance, Sci Fi, space opera, strong female character, Tali, tech expert, Underrated, video games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6098	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	184
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

“Youth, BUILD, Countries, cultural exchange, data analysis, demographics, Diversity, education, future generations, Global, immigrant children, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, integration, International, Kids, Migration, Multiculturalism, Play, policy implications, Population, Social Issues, societal impact, statistics, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	104073
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

Anon, apartment, determination, future relocation, goals, Hope, INDEPENDENCE, Life, mental health, motivation, moving forward, perseverance, positivity, progress, purpose, resilience, RespawnRiot, self improvement, still alive, strength, Survival, WhyUStillHereAnon

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Crops Grown:	1192
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!