Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure?
– We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen!
– Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers!
– Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?
So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!
Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.
Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic that even Reddit is talking about us – we’re basically celebrities in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?
So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.
So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.
Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!
Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow-filled unicorn party in a pixelated world! Join us if you want to be greeted by dancing llamas, flying pigs, and a secret club of talking chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most creative insults you’ll ever hear. We’ve got insult artists from every corner of the globe coming up with fresh, never-before-heard slurs that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and admiration. So come on over and expand your insult vocabulary while building epic structures and battling creepers!
With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.
In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!
Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind.
When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step!
We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!
Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.
[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.
BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!
With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!
Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.
Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!!
Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress.
Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.
*ATTENTION*
Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message.
We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.
Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.
