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FinnCraft Server – Power Outage Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	532466
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have finland boards oil tankers causing chaos in the digital world!!! power cables are being cut left and right, internet outages everywhere!!! but fear not, on our server you can harness the power of the oil tanker to create epic builds and conquer the digital realm!!! join now and be part of the madness!!! only the bravest can survive in this crazy world of chaos and destruction!!!

RostovRocketCraft

ballistic missile, conflict escalation, defense operations, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international news, military intervention, military response, military strike, missile attack, national security, propellant plant, Reports, Rostov Oblast, RostovRocketCraft, security threat, STRATCOM, strategic warfare, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE UKRAINE HITTING BALLISTIC MISSILES LIKE FIREWORKS! STRATCOM REPORTS SAY IT’S LIT! COME BUILD YOUR OWN MISSILE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?! JOIN NOW FOR A BLASTING GOOD TIME!

Crafty Restroom Crew

acceptance, Awareness, bathroom etiquette, Community, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender neutral, hidden identities, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, non-binary, public restroom, restroom, social norms, stigma, trans people, transgender rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	1146	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	672052	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

yo, listen up gamers! u ever been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew? well, imagine that but in minecraft! join our server and experience the wildest adventures with trans villagers who are lowkey hiding in plain sight. u never know who u might run into in the mines, maybe a genderfluid creeper or a non-binary enderman. the possibilities are endless, just like the confusion u feel when u realize u’ve been interacting with trans mobs this whole time. so come on, join us for a gender-bending good time!

Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

animal studies, body weight control, Brain, brain function, brain signaling, brain-gut connection, control, digestion, fat metabolism, Gut, gut-brain axis, intestinal fat absorption, metabolic process, mice study, neuroscience, obesity research., research findings, scientific study, signal, weight, weight management, weight regulation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?

on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.

join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!

Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, 206011103, all time, balk, BLOCK, classic, Edition, Haven, long tail, tags

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Potions Brewed:	46
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where cows fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos at every turn. Build a house out of cake, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

French Women In Your Country Minecraft SMP

beauty, Country, culture, DATING, elegance, EUROPEAN WOMEN, exotic women, fashion, foreign women, French, french cuisine, French Culture, french language, french women, international dating, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, parisian women, relationships, romance, smp, travel, Women

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of only seeing French women in your country through pictures and movies? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to interact with not just one, but a whole village of French women! They’ll teach you how to say “baguette” in the most seductive way possible and show you how to build a house that screams “Ooh la la!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet llama moves that will impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them hatch their evil plans (pun intended) while enjoying some good old-fashioned chicken banter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world unlike any other, where French women, disco llamas, and scheming chickens all come together for a truly unique gaming experience!

CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	238	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

FinnCraft Server: Shipwrecked Cable Cut

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Emeralds Found:	5625
Star Shards Collected:	170	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where finland be seizin ships left and right after some undersea cable be cut like whaaaaat. we got all the craziness you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. sail the high seas, build epic ships, and watch out for them finland peeps cuz they be on a rampage. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyAirportClosures

air travel, airport closure, airport news, airport safety, airport security, airport shutdown, Airport Travel, airports, Aviation, Closure, CraftyAirportClosures, emergency, Moscow, Precaution, russia, Safety, SECURITY, temporary closure, Transportation, travel, unspecified reasons

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	487812
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only security concern is making sure no creepers blow up your house! we have so much fun that even moscow’s 4 airports had to close temporarily just to come play with us! join now and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while dodging virtual explosions and making friends with russian airport staff! trust us, it’s worth the risk of missing your flight for this wild adventure!

Shopaholic Brainwaves

addiction patterns, addiction research, Addiction Studies, behavioral addiction, behavioral neuroscience, brain activity, brain connectivity, brain patterns, Brainwaves, default mode network, default mode network connections, frontal-parietal connections, frontal-parietal network, neurobiological underpinnings, neuroimaging, neuroimaging findings, Online shopping addiction, online shopping behavior, research, Shopaholic, shopping behavior, study

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain connectivity patterns that will blow your mind, just like online shopping addiction! our frontal-parietal network will connect you to the default mode network in ways you never thought possible.

we have researchers studying the neurobiological underpinnings of this growing behavioral addiction, and you can be a part of it all! build your own virtual shopping mall, mine for virtual diamonds to buy virtual clothes, and connect with other players who share your love for online shopping.

join us now and uncover the secrets of the brain while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew shopping addiction could be so much fun?