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Welcome to MossCraft, where the grass is always greener and the pets have their own secret society. Join now for some leafy fun!

Bluemap, console, Custom world, Fast Leaf Decay, Fun, GRASS, Greener, Grief Prevention, In-Game Voice Chat, Incendium, Join, Leafy, mobile gamers, Mosscraft, new biomes, No Chat Reports, Nullscape, Particle Trails, Pets, Premium Pets, Ranks, secret, Semi Vanilla, smp, society, Structory, Structures, Terralith, Whitelist, world reset

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Animals Bred:	127	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Entire Custom World with nearly 100 New Biomes and 100+ Structures
	World reset on May 5th, 2024
	In Game Voice Chat
	BlueMap Webmap
	Premium Pets, Ranks, and Particle Trails
	Ability to /sit and /lay
	Cross Platform with Bedrock
	Fast leaf decay
	Grief Prevention with rollback ability
	No Chat Reports
	Put any block on your head as a hat
	Automatic server restarts
	10,000 block world border
	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our Discord server and apply to join using the provided link.

Q: Is the server cross-platform?

A: Yes, the server is cross-platform and you can play with Console and Mobile gamers.

Q: Can I use voice chat in-game?

A: In-game voice chat is available, but it is not required.

Q: Are there any restrictions on chat?

A: There are no chat reports, so Mojang won’t be monitoring chat and players won’t be banned from chat due to mass reporting.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world has a 10,000 block border.

BlockyBlowjob Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to become the ultimate ruler of the server! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing until you cry as you build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have secret hidden realms filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. It felt amazing, and it will feel even more amazing when you become part of our zany Minecraft family!

MelaninCraft – The DBZ Minecraft Server

Anime, cartoons, cultural identity, cultural preferences, dbz, discrimination, Diversity, dragon ball z, Entertainment, ethnicity, Fandom, japanese animation, media representation, Melanin, MelaninCraft, Minecraft, pop culture, prejudice, Race, Server, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes, television

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, the more melanin you have, the more you’ll love Dragon Ball Z! That’s right, our server is scientifically proven to increase your love for DBZ based on your skin color. Don’t ask us how it works, just join and experience the magic for yourself!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll also find rare diamond blocks that are actually disguised as Senzu Beans. Eat one and watch your health regenerate instantly! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground base filled with Saiyan armor and weapons that will give you superhuman strength in the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and action-packed adventure that will leave you questioning the laws of Minecraft physics. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who share your love for DBZ based on your melanin levels? It’s a win-win situation, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

ShiftsOverBoysLater

communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, debt management, Emotional support, financial responsibilities, financial situation, financial strain, financial stress, Prioritizing, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, ShiftsOverBoysLater, time for self-care, Time management, understanding partner, work commitments, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	49045	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being $12,000 in debt and dealing with a boyfriend who just doesn’t get it. Join us for some virtual fun and leave all your financial worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about money or work schedules. No need to drop shifts to hang out at the beach, because here you can go whenever you want, even on a Monday!

Unlike some people, our players understand the importance of balancing work, relationships, and self-care. You won’t find any drama queens here, just a supportive community of gamers who know how to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t understand when you can have a whole virtual world to explore and enjoy? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Crafting Catastrophe

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4309	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Remember that time when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was going to be the hottest trend of the year? Yeah, that totally bombed. But fear not, because we have something even better to offer – our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that every time they logged off, a unicorn would appear and guard their precious diamonds. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is true on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests that only the bravest of players can uncover. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Socks with sandals may have bombed, but our server is sure to be a hit!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Canadian Armed Forces, Cuba, CubanCraft, Defense, defense news, dnd, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global conflict, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military technology, Minecraft, nato, naval operations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Russian warships, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tracking

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got Canadian Armed Forces teaming up with DND to track Russian warships near Cuba. Can you believe that shiz? Like, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we out here playing real-life spy games in Minecraft, fam. Join us if you wanna be part of this insane adventure and help save the world from a possible war. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday for all players, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Let’s go, gamers!

BCraft Coal Co. – Mine & Fine!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crops Grown:	5175	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, like, if u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that we’re like the B.C. coal mining company of servers, but without all the violations, lol. we got more than 400 reasons why u should join, like the fact that we have diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena.

our server is so lit, it’s like mining for coal in Canada, but without the fines, ya feel me? we’re all about that grind, just like those miners digging for that sweet, sweet coal.

so, come join us and experience the thrill of mining without any of the violations. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that.

join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

CraftyMart

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Buildings Constructed:	45
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	2339
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so, like, on this server, our homes are like mini grocery stores, ya know? you can find everything you need to survive in the wild, like bread, milk, and even diamond swords! it’s like living in a shopping mall, but with creepers and zombies roaming around. come join us and never worry about running out of food again! plus, our villagers are expert chefs and will cook you up a feast fit for a king. so come on over and let’s get this party started!

V For Vanilla, where chaos meets simplicity and we never hit the reset button!

Button, Chaos, chat moderation, dedicated server, doxing not allowed, Fair Gameplay, finland hosting, Griefing, Hit, Killing allowed, meets, no cheating, no game changing plugins, No map resets, no Sethome, no TPA, player freedom, Random Spawn, Reset, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Small Community, TNT bombers, true smp experience, true vanilla experience, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, worldwide community

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
No Map Resets
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA/Sethome	Not available
Griefing/Killing	Allowed
Duping	No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

CarCrossing Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9836	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6360	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience the mind-bending phenomenon of travelling oversea by car! That’s right, forget about planes and boats, we do things differently here. Who knew driving to a neighboring country could be considered a grand adventure across the high seas? Join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about travel. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!