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  • “Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

    “Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 8191
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Animals Bred: 120
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

    So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 206
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Crops Grown: 1724 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Ores Mined: 5472 Villages Defended: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 343 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnfairCraft

    UnfairCraft
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 9723
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4627 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

    So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pupper Party

    Pixel Pupper Party
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9238
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4259 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Yowa Yowa LOLz

    Yowa Yowa LOLz
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 4115
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6895 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Zombie Dances: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

    DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 2203
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Runes Activated: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 New Chunks Explored: 494304
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

    The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6157
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 828 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to colesium.org

    The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

    Visit Us At: https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
    IP: colesium.org
    Version: 1.20.4

    PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Are hacks allowed on the server? Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
    Is raiding allowed? Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
    Is swearing permitted? Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
    Do you give out OP? No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos

    Crafty Creeper Chaos
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 3192
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 23 Farms Harvested: 293
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 120 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate man-bun warrior! Explore our vast world filled with towering man-eating plants, maniacal mobs, and manly challenges around every corner. Build your man-cave fortress and defend it against hordes of maniacs trying to steal your precious man-stash of diamonds. Don’t be a man-child, join us now and show everyone that you’re the manliest man in all of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LOLcraft: ‘IGNORE ME!’ – Where the mobs are confused and the players are entertained!

    LOLcraft: ‘IGNORE ME!’ – Where the mobs are confused and the players are entertained!
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 1957
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to build a fortress made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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