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OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6626	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

173.205.81.239:27000

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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US.MBARS.NET

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Players Killed by Monsters:	9609	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Emeralds Found:	4101
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	5046	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	67	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!