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LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	658
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

action, Anime, bald, BLOCK, comedy, fuck, Genos, hero association, Jesus, Manga, Mania, Monsters, One Punch Man, Parody, Powerful, Punch, retarded Jews, Rewrite, saitama, satire, script, SuperHero, unfunny hacks

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Farms Harvested:	775
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

amazonian, American soldier, American women, Crafting, DATING, experiences, fat, fit, gf, International, international dating, international women., love, Military, military service, Minecraft, relationships, Server, soldiers, SWEET, Thread, Ultimate, Unconventional, unconventional relationships, unfuckable, waifus

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5616	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2968	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, collide, CraftyV4M, crystallis, Debut Merch, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Globie gen 2, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, memes, Mono Monet, Mono’s birthday, Obari Luca, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, pixels, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, useful links, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6314	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8153	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Towns Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Farms Harvested:	400	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crops Grown:	3095	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Animals Bred:	41	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, dream life, family, fantasies, fantasy fulfillment, Future, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, wish fulfillment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5025
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”