trolling a noob – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoCoworkerLeftBehindCraft

Agreement, Asshole, car pool, company truck, Coworkers, Drives, drop off, gas money, home, Leave, NoCoworkerLeftBehindCraft, office, out of town, out-of-the-way, paid, route, Shop, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vehicle, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that values punctuality and teamwork? Look no further than our server, where we start our day at 6:30am sharp! But don’t worry, we provide company trucks and vehicles for carpooling – just like in real life!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of commuting to work in Minecraft. Will you be the one asking for a ride out of town, only to be denied because it’s not on the way? Or will you be the one driving the company truck and dropping everyone off by 5:30pm?

But beware, if you ask for a ride too often, you might just be labeled as the server’s resident “asshole”. So hop on board and experience the thrill of carpooling in Minecraft like never before!

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NoPizzaZoneCraft

culinary dislikes, culinary preferences, different tastes, dislike, food aversion, food choices, food critique, food dislikes, food opinions, food preferences, NoPizzaZoneCraft, picky eater, taste buds, taste preferences, unique preferences, unique tastes, unpopular food, unpopular opinion, unusual dislikes, unusual tastes

Do you hate pizza? Are you repulsed by the mere sight of a juicy burger? Then you’ll fit right in at our Minecraft server! We cater to all the weirdos who have bizarre food preferences and we promise not to judge (too much). Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only thing on the menu is the unexpected and the outrageous. Who knows, you might even find a new favorite food that you never knew you liked! So come on, join us and let’s feast on the strange and unusual together!

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VapeCraftPutinSchoolKids

“Youth, babies, controversial, education, Government, health, Misinformation, nicotine addiction, parenting, Prevention, Propaganda, public health, putin, reproductive health, russia, schoolkids, Speech, teenage pregnancy, VapeCraftPutinSchoolKids, Vaping, Warning

so, like, u know, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz, like, Putin said so. he told these schoolkids that if they vape, they won’t be able to have babies. like, what even, right? but like, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that cuz we got all the cool stuff u need to build ur dream world. plus, we got llamas that can rap battle and chickens that can break dance. it’s like a party up in here 24/7. so, like, come join us and let’s vape our way to victory, baby-less or not!

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Who Are You Doing?

Communication, Context, Conversation, different, disparity, Equivalent, greetings, how are you, how are you doing, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, nuance, Perception, question.., Similarity, Social Interaction, Understanding, WHO ARE YOU, who are you doing

hey u! u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss. but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find diamonds and emeralds galore. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have every friday night. it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and lava pits. so come on, join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

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What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

#gamer, Minecraft, Server, Typical

Typical Gamer, also known as Andre Rebelo, is a popular Canadian YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gaming content. He has gained a large following for his gameplay videos, walkthroughs, and live streams featuring a variety of popular games. Typical Gamer has a lively and engaging personality that has endeared him to fans around the world, and he continues to entertain and inspire gamers with his content.

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Aether Craft

Archer, Challenging, complex magic, Cross-Play, Damage, difficult mobs, early stages, Economy, Enchanted sword, evolve, healing, Magic, magic system, MCMMO, Plot System, poison arrows, PvE, PvP, ranged magic, shields, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, warrior, wizard

Server is still in its early stages Here you can enjoy gameplay at your level, difficult and challenging mobs to kill, PvP the way you want! Do you want to play magic? We have it. Do you want to be a stolen archer with poison arrows? We have it too. And how about a warrior with an enchanted sword who uses ranged magic and causes massive damage? This is where you’ll find it! Plot system for you to build without worrying about resetting the survival world! Magic system! Evolve and increase your arsenal of complex magics from shields, healing to meteor and lightning! Be the relentless wizard you long to be! Server in initial phase, any error or bug contact the staff so we can fix it as quickly as possible and have a good game

eua2.xmxcloud.net:29350

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Yuki Craft to Exile 2 Server

action RPG, classic, Economy, Exile 2, FTB, gameplay, INFORMATION, Mechanics, Minecraft, Modpack, Players, Popular, potential players., PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Server, server description, Whitelist, Yuki Craft

“Craft to Exile 2” is a popular Minecraft modpack that merges traditional action RPG mechanics with the classic Minecraft gameplay. If you’re planning to set up a server description for “Craft to Exile 2”, you might want to include key information that attracts and informs potential players. Here’s a suggestion for what you could include in your server description:

cloud.sheiun.me

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Surviving KryVival with just a touch of vanilla flavor!

boss fights, boss vouchers, Bosses, Buffs, Crates, Development, Events, flavor, Game, generation, Keys, KryVival, LifeSteal, Obtained, p2w, Powerful Gear, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Surviving, Touch, Vanilla, Webstore, Worldgen

KryVival Minecraft Server

Server Name	KryVival
IP Address	Kryvival.minehut.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/GVufr2CY2R

Overview

KryVival is an ACTIVELY IN DEVELOPMENT Lifesteal server with unique features like custom worldgen, custom bosses, events, and a fair play-to-win system.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes KryVival different from other Lifesteal servers?	KryVival features a beautiful and custom worldgen, custom bosses with powerful gear drops, unique events, and a fair play-to-win system.
Do I need to pay to win on KryVival?	KryVival has a webstore where keys and boss vouchers can be bought, but most items from crates can also be obtained in-game.
Are there regular events on KryVival?	Yes, KryVival hosts events that offer buffs and other rewards to players.

Cocktail Craze Minecraft Server

Cocktail, craving, CRAZE, fetish, girl cock, Lgbt, Minecraft, mouth watering, oral fixation, Server, sexual desire, taboo, Transgender, transgender arousal, transgender attraction, transgender curiosity, transgender erotica, transgender exploration, transgender fantasy, transgender fulfillment, transgender pleasure, transgender porn, transgender satisfaction

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the question on everyone’s mind is “why does girl cock make my mouth water so much?!” But don’t worry, we’ve got all the answers and more!

Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build your dream world while pondering life’s greatest mysteries, like why girl cock is so tantalizing to some players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to grant players unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on, join us for a laugh-out-loud good time and maybe even discover the true meaning behind the question that has baffled players for generations. See you in the game!

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Scenario Minecraft SMP Country

Choice, circumstance, citizenship, comparison, Country, culture, decision, Identity, Individual, Minecraft, opportunity, perspective, Preference, Privilege, Reflection, RESPONSIBILITY, Role, scenario, SELF AWARENESS, smp, society

Are you tired of being just another block in the stack on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to be the diamond in the rough! Join us and become the ruler of your own mini kingdom, where you can tax your fellow players for the right to pass through your land (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you challenge his rule and try to dethrone him, or will you join forces and become a chicken overlord yourself?

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who would you rather be in this scenario in your country? The answer is clear – join us and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind!

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