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trolling a noob Minecraft Servers

  • Ad Blocker Steve’s Minecraft SMP Fun

    Ad Blocker Steve’s Minecraft SMP Fun
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 5283
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Votes: 7987 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for the most epic adventure of your life where adblockers and userscript managers will stop working in two weeks! But fear not, because we have a secret underground society of hackers who can help you edit the registry to give yourself 6 more months of ad-free browsing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to mythical creatures like the elusive Diamond Dragon who guards the rarest diamonds in the land. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Blocky Blast Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blast Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5972
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5878 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 378 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the cum-shot compilation of Minecraft servers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and excitement. Our server will blow your mind with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

    Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 4357
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

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  • Frozen Chill Minecraft Server

    Frozen Chill Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 3766
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4038
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of freezing your pixels off in your boring old country? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is located in the fiery depths of the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the mobs are hotter than a blaze’s mixtape. Join us for a chance to warm up your blocky buns and experience the heat of a lifetime! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to build the craziest structures or face his wrath. So come on down to our server and let’s turn up the heat together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP

    Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 1846
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Dragon Eggs Found: 860 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Tenkaichi Budokai Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Get ready to monkey around with fellow apes as you compete in epic battles and challenges inspired by our primate ancestors.

    Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!

    Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!

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  • ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

    ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 762
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Enchantments Applied: 165
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Animals Bred: 63
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.

    1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!

    2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!

    Brief description:

    Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!

    ⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!

    ⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.

    ⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.

    ⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!

    ⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.

    ⬛ PVP – only in the arena.

    ⬛ Grief is prohibited.

    ⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.

    ⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.

    ⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    Not a short description.

    ⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.

    We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!

    ⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.

    ⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!

    ⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!

    Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!

    ⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!

    a1.storymine.ru

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  • Whimsical Wanderer Minecraft Server

    Whimsical Wanderer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4501
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing skeletons start performing a choreographed routine to our server’s theme song, “HOLOTORI Dance!” Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player, Nanashi Mumei, who can build entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a stick.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

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  • Liv Morgan Update Minecraft SMP

    Liv Morgan Update Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 9438
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 670388
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything can happen, just like how Liv Morgan miraculously survived a devastating dropkick without breaking her nose! That’s right, our server is so wild that even WWE medical couldn’t believe it. So come on in and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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  • Why Is PC Gaming Dying? Minecraft Server

    Why Is PC Gaming Dying? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 788
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 114
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Animals Bred: 48
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old PC gaming? Looking for a server that will make you spit out your Mountain Dew from laughing so hard? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got more shenanigans than a pack of wild Endermen on a sugar rush.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that tells dad jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.

    So why is PC gaming dying? Because everyone is too busy having a blast on our insane Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just watch out for those laser-eyed chickens…

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Under 5m Minecraft SMP gem, I’m just gonna post it once, Do Your Own Research

    Under 5m Minecraft SMP gem, I’m just gonna post it once, Do Your Own Research
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 8542
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Crops Grown: 2279
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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