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Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

chuuba, Disappearance, disappearance case, DISAPPEARS, eerie, gtPurple, last quarter, Minecraft, mysterious circumstances, Mystery, Paranormal, Purple, smp, spooky, strange, Supernatural, Surprise, unexpected, unexpected event, unexplained, unsolved mystery, vanish, vanishes, year

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Towns Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

StepmomTearsCraft

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, father daughter relationship, Grief, infertility, mother figure, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, StepmomTearsCraft, stepmother, stepmother-stepchild relationship, stepmother’s feelings

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

cutting ties, emotional boundaries, ending friendship, ending toxic friendships, friendship, FriendshipFails, letting go, letting go of toxic friends, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, signs of a bad friendship, smp, toxic behavior, toxic friends, toxic friendships, toxic people, toxic relationships, unhealthy friendships

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

AfterlifeCraft

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeCraft, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, death, Eternity, Existence, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, philosophical questions, Reincarnation, religious beliefs, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	507
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Android, app store, Download, FANTASY, Game, gameplay, Gaming Community, Ios, Minecraft, Mobile Gaming, New game release, New Release, Phone, phone game, role-playing game, RPG, Server, SQEX, Square Enix, Square Enix mobile, Trailer, video game

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	1084	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	565388
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ores Mined:	8595	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

Accountability, Assertiveness, borrowing money, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, financial disputes, financial independence, financial responsibility, generational differences, MomOwesMeDadPaysUp, money management, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, resolving conflicts, seeking advice, seeking perspective, seeking validation, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, trust issues

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Villages Defended:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! 🤑💰

🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅‍♂️💎

🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness

SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

Communication, Companionship, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, forgiveness, INDEPENDENCE, lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, patience, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, Rivalry, sharing, sibling, sibling relationships, SibSquad, smp, Social Skills, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Chimeras Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!