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HotBlock Minecraft Server

beating Sunday’s record, breaking news, climate change, current events, environmental news, European climate agency, extreme heat, global warming, heat index, heatwave, HotBlock, hottest day, meteorology, Minecraft, MONDAY, new record, recorded on Earth, scorching temperatures, Server, Temperature, weather, world news

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON MONDAYS, WE TURN UP THE HEAT LITERALLY! WE MAKE IT SO HOT THAT EVEN THE SUN IS LIKE “DANG, THAT’S HOT!” YOU’LL BE SWEATING BUCKETS AS YOU TRY TO SURVIVE IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MONDAYS LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. WHO NEEDS SUNDAYS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MONDAYS THAT ARE LIT AF? LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!

KiwiCraftAbuse-Free2021

Abuse, Accountability, Apology, apology from New Zealand, care, child welfare, children, government inquiry, historical abuse, human rights violation, inquiry, institutional abuse, Justice, KiwiCraftAbuseFree2021, mistreatment, neglect, new zealand, social services, Trauma, vulnerable adults, vulnerable populations

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
New Chunks Explored:	156659	Chimeras Created:	3

OMG so like, this server is so lit, it’s like a virtual New Zealand but without all the abuse and stuff. We promise not to abuse 200,000 children and vulnerable adults, like, that’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride of building and exploring, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. Plus, our sheep are extra fluffy and our cows can do the moonwalk. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server ever, join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

RetroCraft: Where We Make ‘Em Better Than They Used To!

classic, classic design, Craftsmanship, Durability, Enduring, enduring craftsmanship, enduring quality, long-lasting, long-lasting quality, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, Quality, Reliable, Retro, RetroCraft, Throwback, Timeless, Traditional, traditional craftsmanship, vintage

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	1081

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are square and the creepers are extra explodey! we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. if you join now, you might just find a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds and gold.

our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. we have a secret club where only the coolest players can join, and we have parties every night with all the mobs from the nether.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are endless. who needs reality when you can have a virtual world full of magic and wonder? join now and become a legend in our crazy minecraft universe!

VonaxMC

alliances, battle, Coins, Conquest, Cosmetics, Custom, Economy, Enchants, Factions, Gear, hats, ip address, Legacy, Pets, power, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Rivals, solo player, Survival, Territory, ToolSkins, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to VonaxMC Factions!

Embark on an epic journey into a world of power, alliances, and conquest! Join forces with friends and build your own empire, or strike out on your own to become a legendary solo player. Our server offers a unique blend of PvP, economy, and strategic gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Key Features:

Factions: Create or join a faction to dominate the server. Form alliances, raid enemy bases, and defend your territory against rivals.

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with powerful custom enchantments to gain the edge in battle.

Coinshop: Earn coins to buy unique cosmetics, such as toolskins, hats, pets and more!

Join us now and forge your legacy in VonaxMC Factions!

IP Address: Vonaxmc.com

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Furians

Bedrock compatibility, Custom Mode, Furians, java, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Votes:	3148	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Minecraft Java server with Bedrock compatibility, focused on the development of the Survival Custom mode.

mc.furians.net

UncleVsMom Minecraft Server

Argument, Conflict, disagreement, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family feud, Family issues, family problems, family relationships, household tension, living together, Minecraft, Moving in, RELATIVES, Server, sibling rivalry, uncle and aunt, uncle and mother, uncle and nephew, UncleVsMom

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even my uncle moved in and now he’s fighting with my mom over who gets the last diamond block! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles, build insane structures, and maybe even settle some family disputes in the virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

NewWorldOrder Minecraft SMP

and the new, and the newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, long tail, Minecraft, new, NewWorldOrder, newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point.

But beware, the land is also inhabited by mischievous gnomes who will steal your tools and replace them with rubber chickens. Don’t worry though, they’re easily distracted by shiny objects and can be bribed with emeralds.

Join us for non-stop laughter, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who never take themselves too seriously. And remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun – even if that means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere every time you ride it.

PixelPervsMC

adult entertainment industry, Autonomy, career choices, Communication, consequences, degradation, Exploitation, family dynamics, friendship, judgment, parenting, personal boundaries, perspective, PixelPervsMC, porn, reaction, societal acceptance, societal norms, societal stigma, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Enchantments Applied:	132
Void Gems Collected:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Animals Bred:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sarah’s views on the adult entertainment industry? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mind-boggling experience.

Imagine a world where parents not only support their children becoming Minecraft YouTubers, but actively encourage them to engage in PvP battles with multiple partners on camera. Our server is a place where autonomy reigns supreme, and where hugs are given freely after watching explicit blocky videos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so accepting that even the mobs have autonomy. Creepers can choose whether or not to explode, skeletons can opt out of shooting arrows, and zombies can decide to pursue a career in farming instead of brain-eating.

Join us on this server where the only societal stigma is not having a diamond sword, and where the only consequence of joining is having a blast. So come on in, embrace the madness, and let’s build a world where even the most delusional views are welcome!

CraftyLifeGoals

achievement, aspirations, CraftyLifeGoals, current life goal, determination, dreams, fulfillment, goal achievement, goal attainment, goal tracking, goal-setting, Happiness, life planning, Long-term goals, motivation, personal growth, progress, purpose, self improvement, short term goals, success

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8450
Buildings Constructed:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Your current life goal will be to become the ultimate potato farmer and overthrow the evil ruler of the server, who just so happens to be a giant block of cheese. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

RadicalCraftGermany

anti-radicalization, Ban, banned organization, Bans, CounterTerrorism, crackdown, extremism, extremism prevention, extremist ideology, germany, government action, islamism, law enforcement, Muslim association, Muslim community, national security, radical Islam, RadicalCraftGermany, religious group, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

omg u guys, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, this server is so wild, even Germany had to ban it for being too radical! can u imagine that? they were like, “no way, this server is too crazy for us to handle!”

but like, don’t worry, we’re still here and we’re ready to have a blast! we got all the coolest mods and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. like, we built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that’s actually haunted by real ghosts! it’s so spooky, you’ll be screaming for your momma!

and the best part is, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever experienced. like, we had this one fight where two players were riding pigs and jousting with diamond swords! it was insane!

so come join us on this banned minecraft server and let’s get wild together! but shh, don’t tell Germany, they’ll never understand our level of craziness!