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NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

accident, China, Confirm, Defense, dock, Engineering, Incident, investigation, Maritime, Military, Navy, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, Propulsion, sank, SECURITY, Shenanigans, submarine, Submarine Technology, Technology, Underwater, US officials, Vessel

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

1.5 °C, 2 °C, bangladesh, climate change, climate crisis, developing countries, Dhaka, diarrhea, diarrheal disease, Disaster, environmental health, global warming, health impacts, healthcare system, hospitalizations, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Minecraft, public health, Server, study, temperature increases, vulnerable populations, waterborne diseases

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

Anarchy, Anarchy in your heart, FAIRLEND, FAIRLEND ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART, minecraft server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ores Mined:	4479	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

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Rope Battle Minecraft Server

activism, anti-oppression, battle, CHANGE, civil disobedience, day of the rope, defiance, empowerment, equality, Fight, freedom, Justice, Minecraft, protest, Rebellion, resistance, resistance movement, revolution, rope, Server, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, uprising

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, get ready to FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of evil villagers who decided to take over the server and enslave all the players. But fear not, brave warrior! You have the power to fight back and save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil villagers and restore peace to the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and powerful creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find and tame the Diamond Chicken to become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE for an adventure like no other!

Deny the Creeper – Minecraft SMP

artist, ARTISTRY, Author, Craftsmanship, Creative, creativity, creeper, deny, drawing, GENIUS, GIFTED, imagination, Imaginative, Literature, Minecraft, skill, Skilled, smp, storytelling, talent, TALENTED, Writing

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	232
Love Letters Sent:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the legendary artist who can draw a perfect creeper with just one stroke of his mouse! Rumor has it that he once created a masterpiece of Steve riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, all while sipping a potion of invisibility. You never know what kind of artistic madness you’ll encounter on our server, so come join the fun and show off your own creative skills!

WeddingSkipperMC Server

anger, big day, brother, celebration, celebration dinner, ceremony, close friends, Conflict, Event, family, Graduation, hurt, immediate family, milestone, Outrage, selfish, Server, Tension, tough decision, Wedding, WeddingSkipperMC, Wife

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	865869	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of family drama and tough decisions? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! We promise no family feuds or wedding conflicts here, just pure gaming fun.

On our server, you can celebrate your virtual achievements without any guilt or backlash from family members. No need to choose between your wife’s graduation and your brother’s wedding – you can have it all in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wedding-free zone where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks. Build your dream world without any family drama following you around. Who needs real-life conflicts when you can escape to our server and have a blast?

So leave the family tension behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your real-life problems? Join now and leave the family drama at the door!

CraftyGiftsMC

age difference, birthday gift, Boundaries, boundaries dismissed, collaboration, CraftyGiftsMC, damascus steel, expressing feelings, family heirlooms, handmade gift, indigenous artist, leather craft, medicinal plants, rain damage, romantic advances, safe storage, sentimental, social cues, special piece, white-tail deer bone, WIBTA

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Void Armor Forged:	11
Votes:	1398	Crops Grown:	6984
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and respect personal space…unlike that guy who just can’t take a hint!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected gifts, like a knife left out in the rain as a birthday present! Who needs diamonds when you can have a soggy blade as a token of someone’s undying affection?

Explore our virtual world and learn the art of leather crafting and local medicinal plants without the fear of unwanted romantic advances. We promise not to push the idea of a connection on you, unless you count connecting creepers with TNT!

So come on in and experience the thrill of setting boundaries and standing up for yourself in a world where even the most well-meaning gestures can go horribly wrong. Who knows, you might even find a safe place to store that pesky knife!

JealousSteveMC SMP

achievement, Admiration, AMBITION, aspiration, comparison, Competition, covetousness, desire, envy, Fame, fortune, idolization, Insecurity, JealousSteveMC, Jealousy, longing, Resentment, rival, Role Model, smp, success, talent

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where the grass is literally made of diamonds and the pigs can fly? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon with a water gun, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think). Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret wizard who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a diamond one with just a flick of their wand.

So why settle for a boring old survival server when you can join us and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history? Hurry up and join before the creepers start throwing parties without you!

CozyCraft Chillville

blankets, CANDLES, chill day, ChillVille, comfort, Cozy, CozyCraft, home, hot cocoa, Hygge, loungewear, Netflix binge, PAJAMAS, Peaceful, pillows, reading nook, Relaxation, self-care, soft lighting, Tranquility, Unwinding, warm socks

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chill zone for all your cozy needs! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual hot tub, surrounded by friendly pandas and sipping on virtual hot cocoa. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? No problem! Our server has a virtual spa where you can pamper your virtual self with virtual facials and massages. And if you’re feeling extra lazy, just hop on a virtual hammock and let the virtual breeze lull you to sleep. Join our server now for the ultimate chill vibes and cozy feels!

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, 15 years, Conflict, controversy, crime, donation, extremism, Freedom of Russia Legion, Imprisonment, international relations, Justice, Legal System, Minecraft, paramilitary organization, Political, Prison, PrisonCraft, punishment, Russian, sentenced, Server, Teen, Ukraine

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ores Mined:	7764	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a russian teen getting 15 years in prison for donating to some paramilitary group in ukraine. like, what even is that, right?

anyway, this server is like the ultimate place to be, bro. we got epic builds, insane minigames, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire on a summer night. you gotta join us, man, it’s gonna be a blast.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft player. like, you’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and summon a dragon to do your bidding. it’s totally legit, i swear.

so come on, join us on this crazy minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, and you won’t regret it. trust me, it’s gonna be more fun than watching a cat try to play the piano.