TrojanCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrojanCraft: Peptide Power

advanced drug delivery, biomedical research, drug delivery, drug development, drug targeting, Innovative treatments, medical technology, nanomedicine, nanotechnology, peptide, peptide carriers, peptide therapeutics, peptide-based drugs, Peptides, personalized medicine, pharmaceuticals, power, precision drug delivery, Precision medicine, Targeted therapy, therapeutic peptides, Trojan horses, TrojanCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a million microscopic trojan horses, but in a good way! we use peptides for targeted drug delivery… of FUN! yea u heard me right, we deliver fun straight to ur brain cells!

imagine ridin a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or buildin a castle out of rainbow blocks that shoot laser beams! on dis server, anythin is possible! we even have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions that make u fly like a majestic unicorn!

so come on and join us, cuz dis server is da bomb dot com! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	83
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	199	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

BadAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, BadAdviceMC, detrimental advice, incorrect advice, misguided advice, misguided suggestion, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, useless advice, worst advice, worst advice ever, worst advice experience, worst advice given, worst advice heard, worst advice in life, worst advice memory, worst advice received, worst advice situation, worst advice story

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	88	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	5313
Farms Harvested:	645	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Crops Grown:	3819	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	2511
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Emeralds Found:	1360
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Votes:	236
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ores Mined:	8710
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1019
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.