Trojan Condoms Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block Party

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Hexacomb: Where bees and bones collide in vanilla chaos! 18+ fun, events, and player shops galore!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ores Mined:	2427
Players Killed by Monsters:	4833	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Overview
Server Name: Hexacomb Community
Version: Season 5
Start Date: August 17th @ 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT
Features: Fabric-Based Server, Unique Cosmetic Items, Armor Stand Editing, Server-Side Music, BlueMap LIVE World Map, Optimization Mods, Player and Mob Head Drops, Terralith World Generation, Diamond-Based Economy, Self-Promotion, Active Community, Alt Account Allowed, In-Season Stats Visualization, World Download

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is Hexacomb Community a modded server?	Yes, it is a Fabric-based server with custom tweaks and optimization mods.
Is the server 18+ only?	Yes, Hexacomb is an 18+ server providing a mature and friendly environment for adults.
Can I use self-promotion for my social media and streaming platforms?	Yes, Hexacomb allows self-promotion for players’ social media and streaming platforms.
Are there any restrictions on the diamond-based economy?	No, there are no restrictions on trades or purchases within the diamond-based economy on Hexacomb.
How many alt accounts am I allowed to have on the server?	Each player is allowed one alt account for more flexibility in their gameplay.
Will there be a world download available at the end of each season?	Yes, players will have the option to download the world at the end of the season.

IrisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will fill the void left by your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with love and attention, just like Iris did before she ran off with that Asian boy. Join us for a chance to find a new virtual girlfriend or boyfriend who will never break your heart (or steal your diamonds)! Plus, rumor has it that Iris’s new beau is actually a Minecraft pro who can teach you all the best building techniques. So come on, join us and let’s show Iris what she’s missing out on!

VanishingVillager in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so intense that even the laws of physics don’t apply. One minute you’re building a cozy little cottage, the next minute the entire country above you disappears! Will you panic or will you embrace the chaos and build a floating city in the sky? The possibilities are endless on our server, where anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SuspiciouslySkilled

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Votes:	2350
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you a master at stacking blocks? Do your friends give you side-eye when you effortlessly build a mansion in record time? Join our Minecraft server and show off your suspiciously amazing block-stacking skills! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly builder who will challenge you to build the craziest structures imaginable. Can you outbuild the ghost and prove once and for all that your skills are truly out of this world? Join now and let the building madness begin!

FishyCraft: Reel in the Truth

#sustainability, ecosystem health, environmental impact, Fishery assessment models, fishery management, fishery overestimation, fishery research, fishery sustainability, Fishing Industry, Fishycraft, global fisheries, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine conservation efforts, marine ecology, marine resource management, marine species management, overfished species, population assessment, population decline, Reel, sustainable practices, Truth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

So, like, this server is like a fishery but in Minecraft, ya know? We got all the fishies swimmin’ around and stuff. But get this, our fishery assessment models are like, totally overestimatin’ the sustainability of our fishies! It’s cray cray, man.

We got 230 fisheries worldwide on this server, and let me tell ya, the populations of our fishies are in far worse condition than anyone ever thought. Like, they’re strugglin’ and stuff. But that just makes it more fun, right?

Join our server and help save the fishies! Or, ya know, just watch ’em struggle and stuff. It’s a wild ride, man. So come on over and be a part of our fishy world. It’s gonna be a splash!

PLAYHOSTSERVERS: Where vanilla and semi-vanilla collide in a chaotic Bedrock feast with a side of Java 1.21 survival madness!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Bedrock Connection	IP – panel.playhostservers.com	Port – 25570
Java Connection	IP – panel.playhostservers.com	Port – 25565
Server Description
	Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS
	Number of Players: 20+
	Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1+ hours
	Gametype: Survival \| No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) \| good plugins
	Language: English

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: What versions of Minecraft does the server support?

Answer: The server supports both Java and Bedrock versions 1.21.

Question: How many players can join the server at once?

Answer: The server can accommodate 20 or more players at a time.

Question: Are there any specific rules for gameplay on the server?

Answer: The gametype is Survival, and no griefing or stealing is allowed. Cheating is also prohibited, and there are good plugins in place to enforce these rules.

Question: How long do I need to play actively on the server?

Answer: Players must actively play for at least 1 hour during their session.

AnimeLand Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Want to join in on the fun? Just hop on our server and follow the trail of glowstone dust to their secret disco cave.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens roaming around).

Minecraft SMP – /Tactical/ Vtubers: SleepyCraft

Aaliyah Mercury, AceWindhover, Ainslie_Vt, AirshowD, Arianna Foxton, Atropa Everwood, Bessie, Code Named Ferret, CowgirlCowgirl, Elfinpsyop, EmberParadox458, Fishmoochi, GachaGuns, galatea, Gondola Gaming, grimmiVT, Icelyn Winter, JMeZZ, Juncker, Kana, Koopa Fortuna, Kuromaru Oniisan, Minecraft, MrJMeZZ, OniKanaVT, Rusty Claudia, Sleepy edition, SleepyCraft, smp, tactical, Vtubers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where Aaliyah Mercury rides around on a flying cow, AceWindhover summons tornadoes, and Ainslie_Vt builds entire cities out of diamond blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Witness AirshowD perform death-defying stunts on a flying pig, Arianna Foxton tames dragons as pets, and Atropa Everwood creates potions that turn players into chickens!

And that’s not all! Bessie (cowgirlcowgirl) hosts wild west duels in the middle of town, Code Named Ferret leads secret spy missions, and Rusty Claudia builds roller coasters that go straight to the moon!

Join now to see Elfinpsyop create mind-bending illusions, EmberParadox458 summon lightning storms at will, and Fishmoochi (Galatea) train dolphins to do their bidding!

But wait, there’s more! GachaGuns creates gacha machines that give out rare items, Gondola Gaming builds giant gondolas that soar through the sky, and Grimmivt tells spooky ghost stories around the campfire!

Join now to see Icelyn Winter create ice palaces in the desert, JMeZZ (MrJMeZZ) ride around on a giant mecha suit, and Juncker_ turn players into politicians with his mind control powers!

And that’s not all! Kana (OniKanaVT) summons demons from the underworld, Koopa Fortuna rides around on a giant turtle, and Kuromaru Oniisan builds shrines to ancient gods!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen!

DocDissDiva

Apology, bedside echo, boy genius, Bra, Cardiologist, Complaints, discrimination, DocDissDiva, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Hospital, male doctors, male nurse, male patients, pain meds, pjs, PROFESSIONAL, School, self-conscious, Undress

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Emeralds Found:	4810
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of boring hospital visits with no entertainment value? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make your hospital stay look like a snooze fest!

We promise no ECGs or bedside echoes here, just pure unadulterated fun with friends. No need to worry about male nurses seeing you in your PJs, unless you want to show off your stylish Minecraft skin!

Our server is so epic, even secret boy genius doctors are lining up to join. Who needs medical school when you can build your own virtual world with us?

So ditch the hospital drama and come play with us. Who knows, you might even find a cure for your friend’s wounded ego along the way!

YesToAllMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5356	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you a Minecraft player who loves to laugh, build, and prank your friends? Then you absolutely cannot say no to joining our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love causing chaos and mayhem. They may steal your diamonds, but they’ll also give you a good laugh! – We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off! – Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline filled with slime blocks. Watch out for those bouncy surprises! – The only way to access our exclusive shopping district is by riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. It’s a blast, literally! – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of our lava parkour course. Good luck getting there in one piece!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, pranks, and plenty of ridiculousness!