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OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

everyday annoyances, insignificant issues, insignificant viewpoints, meaningless arguments, minor annoyances, minor disagreements, OpinionatedSMP, Personal preferences, Pet Peeves, small grievances, strong opinions, trivial attitudes, trivial beliefs, trivial debates, trivial matters, trivial opinions, trivial perspectives, trivial thoughts, trivial viewpoints, TrivialTakes, unimportant matters, unremarkable topics

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

AquaPhobiaCraft

abyss, anxiety, AquaPhobiaCraft, Creatures, danger, Darkness, Deep Sea, drowning, Exploration, fear, ISOLATION, marine life, Mystery, Ocean, Panic, Phobia, Sharks, Shipwrecks, unknown, vastness, Waves

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7334
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you afraid of the ocean? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the ocean is your playground! Dive into the depths of the sea and discover hidden treasures, battle fierce underwater creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a sunken pirate ship filled with booty (and not the kind you find in a diaper). Join us and conquer your fear of the ocean, one block at a time!

Intolercraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, anti-semitism, atrocities, Auschwitz, concentration camp, discrimination, Diversity, education, Genocide, History, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, Intolercraft, Liberation, Memory, Minecraft, nazi, Remembrance, sensitivity, Server, survivors, tolerance

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

hey u! ya u! wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even auschwitz survivors are talkin bout it? yea, u heard me right! on the 80th anniversary of the camp’s liberation, they were like “yo, this minecraft server is da bomb!”

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. and don’t even get me started on the pvp battles, they are so intense even herobrine himself would be shakin in his boots.

so come join us on this epic journey through the world of minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, u might even run into a few auschwitz survivors who are now pro gamers thanks to our server. ain’t that somethin? so what are u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyGreenlandTrump

Baltic states, CraftyGreenlandTrump, criticism, Diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, Greenland, international relations, Lithuanian, nato, Politics, president, remarks, trump, UNACCEPTABLE, united states, world leaders

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	201
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Star Shards Collected:	100
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

so liek, u kno how Trump was all liek “i wanna buy Greenland”? well, da Lithuanian president was liek “nah bro, dat ain’t cool”. so now, he’s startin’ dis Minecraft server to show Trump who’s boss. u gotta join dis server to support da Lithuanian president and show Trump dat Greenland ain’t for sale, bro. plus, we got like, epic build battles and da craziest redstone contraptions u ever seen. come join da fun and help us stick it to da man! #GreenlandIsNotForSale #LithuaniaStrong

ADHD Aerobic Cognition Boost

adhd, ADHD treatment, AEROBIC, aerobic exercise, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boost, brain function, brain health, cognition, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, concentration, exercise benefits., exercise effects, healthy participants, intracortical inhibition, mental health, mental performance., neurology, neuroplasticity, physical activity, study

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER FOR 30 MINUTES OF AEROBIC EXERCISE TO MAKE YOUR BRAIN BIGGER AND BETTER! WE GOT STUDIES THAT SHOW IT MAKES YOU SMARTER AND SHARPER! IF YOU GOT ADHD, THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU A GENIUS! COME ON AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WORKING OUT YOUR BRAIN! #GETSWOLEWITHMINECRAFT

Reality’s Duality 1.21.4

1.21.4, atlantic, Be me, Blame, boat, chimpanzee, Duality, duality of reality, fishing company, Fishing Rod, friendship, Funeral, Grief, John, Loss, magic fish stick, monkanon, REALITYS, Storm, Tragedy, wisdom, Woods

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Items Found:	8988
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mines Excavated:	3751

>Yo, bro, you ever wanted to fish like a chimp but with a twist? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate fishing experience! Summon infinite fish with a magic stick, just like that chimp did! Plus, you can homo erectus yourself into a seated position for extra fishing power.

>We have primordial knowledge on fishing techniques that will blow your mind. Become a fishing master and open up your own fishing company with your Minecraft buddies.

>But beware, there may be storms that will test your fishing skills to the limit. Can you save your fishing partner from falling overboard and hold on to the fishing dream?

>Join now and fish like a pro, just remember, give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Don’t miss out on this epic fishing adventure, bro!

Crazy Craft Land

Anon, coping strategies, Craft, crazy, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, Land, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positivity, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, stay strong, Suicide prevention, You are not alone

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing a party! Don’t kill yourself, join us for some epic adventures and build the most insane creations you can imagine! Come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and let’s have a blast together!

SisBlockGate: AITA?

adopted family, after school sports fees, aita, car repo, Cooking, family, financial struggles, food stamps, groceries, Job Struggles, kid sitter, micromanaging, positive thinking, remote tech job, sales job, SisBlockGate, sister-in-law, temporary living situation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of my wife’s sister moving in with us.

Need a break from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted houseguests.

Looking for a place to unleash your frustrations? Join us and take out your anger by battling mobs and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a creeper to blow up?

Don’t worry about paying rent or bills on our server – it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game. Plus, our virtual food is anything but bland, so you can fuel up for your next adventure without any complaints.

So come on over and join our server for a crazy good time. Just remember, we may not help with groceries or cook, but we sure know how to have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

HabitualMiner in Minecraft SMP

Addictive, ANNOYING, bad habit, Compulsive, destructive, detrimental, difficult to break, entrenched, frustrating, HabitualMiner, hard to quit, HARMFUL, Ingrained, ingrained behavior, Minecraft, Never Stop, PERSISTENT, repeating, smp, Stubborn, Unbreakable, Unhealthy, vice

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing ever. We have like, a million diamonds just laying around for you to take. And the mobs? They all drop enchanted diamond armor, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. And get this, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and fight dragons. It’s like, totally mind-blowing.

Oh, and did I mention that all the players on the server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, it’s true. They have superpowers and can fly around and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers, wacky, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP server ever, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. What more could you ask for?

CreeperCarnage

Agony, Brutal, chilling, CreeperCarnage, death, fear, Gruesome, Haunting, Horror, Macabre, Morbid, mortality, Pain, Scary, Suffering, Terrifying, violent

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way you can die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, the possibilities for death are endless and absolutely ridiculous!

Join us and experience death by being tickled to death by a horde of baby zombies, or maybe you’ll meet your demise by getting smothered in a pile of fluffy bunnies. And let’s not forget the infamous death by falling anvils – it’s like a cartoon come to life!

But wait, there’s more! How about getting eaten alive by a pack of rabid chickens or suffocating in a room filled with nothing but llamas? The crazier the death, the better on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the most outrageous deaths imaginable!

LukoilCraft: Drone Strike Edition

#intelligence gathering, aerial attack, Claims, cyber warfare, drone, drone technology, eastern europe, Edition, Energy Sector, geopolitical tensions, Lukoil, LukoilCraft, military intelligence, Military operations, oil production, Oil Refinery, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, sabotage, security threat, strike, Ukrainian drones, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, we got this crazy story where Russian Lukoil oil refinery got attacked by Ukrainian drones, like, what even is that? it’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft form, ya know?

join our server and be part of the epic battle between drones and oil refineries, like, who even knew that was a thing? you gotta see it to believe it, man. plus, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a server, like, unlimited diamonds and enchanted weapons and stuff.

so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, bro. you won’t regret it, I promise. let’s make some crazy memories together in this insane Minecraft world.