OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

Personal preferences, trivial thoughts, trivial perspectives, unremarkable topics, minor disagreements

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

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MineCraftMartyr99

Training, Karen, Feedback, Non-profit, Apology

Are you tired of dealing with Karen-like behavior in your everyday life? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is when a creeper sneaks up on you! No passive-aggressive comments here, just pure fun and adventure.

Our server is a safe haven for all, where your military service is respected and appreciated. No belittling allowed, only building and exploring to your heart’s content. Say goodbye to rude managers and hello to a supportive community of fellow gamers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the Karens of the world behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in our Minecraft world? Let’s block and roll!

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BlockyCraze Minecraft SMP

unusual addictions, unexpected addictions., hidden addictions, surprising addictions, obsessions

Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like crack but for gamers, I swear. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.

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SwoonCraft

Acts of kindness, Romantic surprises, loving gazes, love notes, surprise gifts

Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join, you ask? Because on our server, pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and creepers do the Macarena (they’ve got some killer dance moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell a knock-knock joke. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the mythical diamond-encrusted unicorn that grants wishes to all who find it. Or you might just get blown up by a sneaky creeper. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

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ShameCraft: AI Misinfo Japan

internet, cybercrime, criminal prosecution, Misinformation, Abuse

so like, imagine a minecraft server where instead of banning griefers and trolls, we publicly shame them in front of the whole server! it’s like a virtual town square where we put them in the stocks and throw virtual tomatoes at them for all to see. it’s a hilarious way to fight misinformation and abuse in the minecraft world. join us for some epic public shaming and crazy antics! come be a part of the most outrageous server around!

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Pixel Parasite Patrol

public health, deworming, Treatment, fixed-dose combination, healthcare interventions

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u! this server is like a magical potion that cures parasites in 1.5 billion people! ya u heard me right, we got the cure for all those pesky parasites in ur body! just join our server and all ur problems will be gone! we got a special combo of albendazole and ivermectin that will make u feel like a brand new player in the game! so what r u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to those nasty parasites! #minecraftmagic #cureall #parasitefree

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EmpiresMC

netherite, EmpiresMC, Kingdoms, Currency, Custom Enchants

Empires Minecraft Server

Overview:

Empires is a newly founded, customized Minecraft Factions experience. It boasts an impressive collection of sensible plugins that alter PVP in ways that just make sense. The server released as of 1/10/2025 with features such as Kingdoms, Earth Map, Custom Lootable Cities, Custom Enchants, Custom Armor, Dynmap, and more. Join the discord and IP address below to start playing!

Features:

Feature	Description
Kingdoms	Land Claiming, Turrets, Champions, Empire management
Earth Map	Explore a custom Earth map
Custom Lootable Cities	6 unique cities with loot
Custom Enchants	Over 200+ custom enchants
Custom Armor	New armor obtainable through crates and cities
Dynmap	Dynamic map of the server
Economy	Shop and Currency system
Events	Fishing Competitions, King of the Hill, and more

Join Us:

Discord: https://discord.gg/Y48ZcsavgV

Version: 1.18.2+

IP: play.empiresmc.com

FAQ:

Q: Are there any server mods or hacks allowed on Empires?

A: No, any use of mods or hacks that provide an unfair advantage is strictly prohibited.

Q: How can I start my own Empire on the server?

A: You can start your own Empire by claiming land, recruiting members, and strategizing your battles against other Empires.

Q: Are alliances between Empires allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to form alliances with other Empires for mutual benefit.

Q: What happens if my Empire loses a battle?

A: Losing a battle can result in losing territory or resources, so make sure to strategize and prepare effectively.

Q: Can I suggest new features or changes to the server?

A: Yes, the server welcomes feedback and suggestions from players to improve the overall experience.

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

self worth, societal norms, unhealthy relationships, Expectations, shit tier relationships

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because everyone on Instagram is talking about it, and they all agree that it’s the bomb dot com. Like, seriously, people are so used to crappy relationships that they think it’s weird if a girlfriend isn’t being straight up demonic. Like, what even is that? But on this server, you can escape all that drama and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a pixelated world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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PixelLife Insurance Co.

Financial Planning, marriage issues, self-employment, beneficiaries, premium payments

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, like the mystery of the missing life insurance policies. Will you be the one to solve the case of the disappearing coverage?

Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. Explore the virtual world with your friends and see if you can trust them with your virtual life insurance policies. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument over premiums and beneficiaries just like in the real world!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of financial betrayal and gaslighting in a pixelated universe? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through the chaos and drama of life insurance policies in Minecraft. Join us now and let the games begin!

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FamilyTaboo – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, untold stories, taboo topics, suppressed topics, confidential matters

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, let me tell you about this server that’s so secret, we don’t even talk about it in our own families!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, that’s right, the chickens are the rulers of this server and they demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where all the creepers go to bust a move? Yeah, it’s lit AF down there. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s weirder than your Uncle Bob’s collection of garden gnomes, then come join us! Just remember, what happens on this server, stays on this server. And we don’t talk about it at family dinners.

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Trivial Matters

Empires Minecraft Server

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