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FutaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and other things)? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the ultimate pleasure of timing your orgasm with a futa while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to play on any other server again. So come join us for a wild and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MineCraftPros

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of being a boring old accountant or a stuffy lawyer? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, wrangle those magical creatures and ride off into the sunset on a rainbow. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a unicorn as your trusty steed?

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional dragon tamer? Train those fiery beasts to do your bidding and conquer the land in style. Forget about that corner office, you’ll have a dragon lair instead!

And if that’s not enough, you can also become a professional banana peeler. That’s right, spend your days peeling bananas in the virtual world and watch as your banana empire grows. Who needs a 401k when you have a banana kingdom?

So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams. Who needs a salary when you can have all this excitement and adventure?

RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN

arms control, arms transfer, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CRV7, decommissioned, Defense, defense cooperation, export, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military assistance, military equipment, military support, munitions, Peacekeeping, rocket motors, RocketCraft_CAUkr_FUN, security cooperation, Ukraine, WEAPONRY

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4199
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!

SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7485
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	3762	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	9355
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

Lunchtime Loners

Boundaries, Communication, coworker boundaries, coworker interactions, headphones, ignoring coworkers, Interruptions, Loners, lunch, lunch break, lunchtime, lunchtime etiquette, mental stress, office, office culture, personal space, Relaxation, Respect, salaried position, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Zombie Dances:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Items Found:	4281	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Villages Defended:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

chilling, creepy, Disturbia, Disturbing, disturbing atmosphere, disturbing characters, disturbing content, disturbing imagery, disturbing plot, disturbing scenes, Gore, Horror, Movie, PixelPanic, Psychological, shock value, Show, Terrifying, Thriller, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, violence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	394893	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?

join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!