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ChallengeCraft SMP: LessonLearned
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down, unless you want to fall into a pit of lava and lose all your diamonds! Our server is filled with unexpected challenges that will test your skills and patience, but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who have been traumatized by creeper explosions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their enchanted gear to a pack of angry wolves. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos, adventure, and maybe even a few valuable life lessons along the way! -
BattleCrafters
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re battling is a lack of creativity? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll face off against the most epic foes you could ever imagine! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server also has epic rewards like flying pigs that drop golden apples and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. So if you’re ready for the ultimate battle royale of your Minecraft life, join us now and show those zombie chickens who’s boss! -
Safe 5’1 Girl Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the land is filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a 5’1 girl in a world where it’s safer than being a towering 6’3 man.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond armor-clad chickens who challenged him to a dance-off for the ultimate loot. Or how about the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers who turned out to be expert chefs and opened a restaurant in the Nether?
But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you might just encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server with their impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that involve collecting rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon egg omelettes.
So come on, join us in this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP where being a 5’1 girl is the key to survival!
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ChooseMeOrCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual blocky babies over everything else! Join us for a wild ride filled with tough decisions and questionable morals.Imagine a scenario where you have to choose between saving your Minecraft character or your Minecraft baby…who would you choose? Our players have debated this topic passionately, with some willing to sacrifice themselves for the greater good, while others refuse to leave their blocky offspring behind.
Join us and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with another player about the importance of virtual life over virtual death. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even end up writing a birth letter to defend your in-game decisions. It’s all in good fun, right?
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GoldenAgeInternet SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the golden age of the internet, but in Minecraft form! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret underground societies. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the internet’s golden age like never before! -
SorryNotSorryCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the apology you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where the Ender Dragon throws epic raves every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ll be begging for forgiveness if you miss out on this insane adventure! -
CraftyVaxBlockers
come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban have taken over and are now offering free polio vaccinations to all players!! experience the thrill of dodging bullets while building your dream base and fighting off evil forces. who needs health potions when you can get vaccinated by the taliban? join now for a wild adventure like no other! -
Devil’s Backbone: Where perms are perms and blocks are blocks. Join us in the 1980s!
Devil’s Backbone Minecraft Server 🍂 | Vermont, 1986. The cicadas sing of change.
Welcome to Devil’s Backbone: a whitelisted, story-driven, semi-literate Minecraft roleplay! We offer a grounded, realistic setting with paranormal and horror elements. Set in 1980s America, the server follows the story of an abnormal small town named Blackwater Hills.
With a mystery around every corner, Devil’s Backbone strives to embody a prime literate roleplay environment with an open setting for character exploration.
Ready to board? Join our Discord server to learn more.
🔎 | Features
Devil’s Backbone offers a wide variety of immersive features to take your roleplay experience to the next level:
Fully customizable profile for your character including temporary statuses, viewable by others Overarching plot to supplement your roleplay 80s-themed communication plugin featuring landlines, payphones, and pagers Custom items and vehicles to further enrich the setting Original soundtrack — listen as you play with our audio plugin! Purchasable housing that you can decorate to make the space your own Detailed fishing plugin Realistic economy and player-owned businesses Various in-game career opportunities Detailed map stocked with an array of locations, rich with environmental storytelling . . .And so much more.
Server Info
Version 1.19.4 (Optifine) Mods Required No Resource Pack Custom resource pack (with CITs, wearables, and vehicles) FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You need to first join our Discord server to learn more about the whitelist application process.
Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?
A: Yes, all players must be 18 years or older to join Devil’s Backbone.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable roleplay experience for everyone.
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Springfield Bomb Threats Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a Springfield bomb threat? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream world. And hey, did you know that all the bomb threats in Springfield actually came from players who were banned from our server? Join now to see what all the explosive hype is about!