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SadCraft2021

depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholic, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, SadCraft2021, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, triggers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

Average, crossdressing, disguise, disguise techniques, dressed as a woman, elusive target, fugitive, Gaza Strip, gender disguise, Hamas Leader, hiding in plain sight, hiding tactics, intelligence reports, Middle East conflict, militant leader, Palestinian, political figure, secret identity, security threat, Server, SinwarCraft, undercover, Wanted Man, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	130	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Votes:	3877	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	71868
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Star Shards Collected:	188
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!