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trite sayings Minecraft Servers

  • EyeRollCraft

    EyeRollCraft
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 8044
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Ores Mined: 7042
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you roll your eyes faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate eye-roller! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your eyes rolled so hard, they’ll be stuck in the back of your head forever!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Risperd server Minecraft

    Risperd server Minecraft
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 3551
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • SvSurvival

    SvSurvival
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2759
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5854 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 490
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Survival (Java)
    Modifications Slightly modded terrain generation
    Teams Small teams or individual players
    Availability 24/7
    IP svsurvival.feathermc.gg
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

    Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

    A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

    Q: What is the server owner’s username?

    A: The server owner is Enplo.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

    Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 9302
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 New Chunks Explored: 331017
    Emeralds Found: 1433 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

    I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

    Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

    BabysitBucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 2726
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

    Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

    Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HypocraftPrincipalBitch

    HypocraftPrincipalBitch
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 9658
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4464
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

    With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

    ChubbyMouse WeightLoss
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 2551
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Gods Slained: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

    join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

    Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 5878
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

    You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

    Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 7548
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

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  • RedstoneLadiesOnly

    RedstoneLadiesOnly
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 3792
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 2942 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GodAwfulActorMC SMP

    GodAwfulActorMC SMP
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 1904
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

    And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

    So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

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