God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4006
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Farms Harvested:	910
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Emeralds Found:	2163
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	130	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

arachnids, Arthropods, Bat, bugs, centipede, Cockroach, creepy crawlies, fear of insects, fear of pests, insects, myrmecophobia, never encountered, Phobia, rat, reptiles, RoachCraft, rodents, Scared, SNAKE, spider, urban pests, wildlife

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Towns Built:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	3843

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join Trvthnvke? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your journey to become a Minecraft master.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas who will challenge you to epic dance battles. Can you out-dance a llama? Join to find out!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. You’ll never run out of diamonds again!

4. If you manage to find the hidden disco cave on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of glitter and rainbows. It’s a party you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join Trvthnvke today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pull It Minecraft Madness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5987
Farms Harvested:	129	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smarter than joining is pulling it! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you may wonder? Because on our server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! That’s right, you can build your diamond castle without even having to mine for them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers. So you can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and destroying your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Welcome to our totally not illegal Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Want to raid a sorority house and take down everyone inside? Well, here you can do just that! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not real life.

Join us for insane PvP battles where anything goes, including attacking sorority sisters with diamond swords and blowing up houses with TNT. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

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