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KraftyKitties Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchantments Applied:	120
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mouth magic and questionable decisions – just like in the latest edition of TwoKinds General! Our server is so epic, even the characters from the comic are joining in on the fun. You won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the insanity begin!

SadLoanMommaCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your husband’s family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and free labor (just kidding, we don’t condone that).

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. From parents selling cars to siblings owing money, we’ve got it all. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a surprise inheritance from a long-lost relative (in-game, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of asking for loans from virtual family members. Will they gift you the money or call you entitled? The drama never ends on our Minecraft server.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a telenovela, come join us. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos in Minecraft?

AttractiveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	7245	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Void Gems Collected:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to find true love! That’s right, on our server, the more attractive you are, the more diamonds you’ll find while mining. It’s like a magical love potion in block form! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your soulmate on the server, you’ll both be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. So come join us and start digging for love (and diamonds) today!

CraftyDiscoveries

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ores Mined:	7730	Void Armor Forged:	29
Towns Built:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Have you ever wished you discovered a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate land of absurdity and awesomeness!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but carrots. Build a house out of rainbow blocks and ride a llama into battle against a team of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again.

MoscowTimesMC Server – No Criticism Allowed!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like russia declaring a newspaper ‘undesirable’ like who even does that? we have so much chaos and drama, it’s like living in a soap opera but in minecraft. join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable moments in the minecraft world. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because why not? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyUkrainians 4GDP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

come join our minecraft server and watch your gdp grow by 400% in just 6 minutes!! we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers singing karaoke. our server is so lit, even herobrine asked for an invite. plus, we have a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon who loves to give out hugs. join now and become the richest player in all of minecraft history!

ImmortalNoobzCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can achieve TRUE IMMORTALITY! why settle for regular old immortality when you can have the REAL DEAL? imagine never dying, never aging, never having to worry about respawning ever again!

But wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you the best advice on how to survive in this crazy world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who will protect you from any griefers or trolls who try to ruin your fun. plus, the dragon gives out free hugs to all new players!

So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the true meaning of immortality in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. trust us, you won’t regret it!

MotherCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Farms Harvested:	303
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore, you’ll come across secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil chickens in armor. But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are tiny versions of themselves and ride around on mini pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

HulkCraft: Minecraft server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join Hulk Hogan himself in some serious hangin’ and bangin’! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Hulk Hogan will personally wrestle any griefers who try to mess with your builds. That’s right, he’ll body slam them into oblivion!

2. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant wrestling ring, where you can battle it out with other players using only your fists and wrestling moves.

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mobs that are as strong as the Hulkster himself.

4. Every Friday night, we host a dance party where Hulk Hogan DJs and busts out some sick moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join Hulk Hogan Hangin and Bangin today for the ultimate Minecraft experience!

$5K Roadside Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	7898
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

If you found $5,000 on the road, you should definitely spend it on joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of secret agents who use Minecraft as a cover for their top-secret missions. By joining our server, you’ll be embarking on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond mining on the side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Done. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem. Want a pet creeper who won’t explode on you? Well, we can’t promise that one, but we can certainly try.

So forget about spending that $5,000 on something boring like bills or groceries. Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin!