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FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Votes:	5739

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4815
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Votes:	6326	Ores Mined:	9393
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Farms Harvested:	322
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	266	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	526253	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	1788	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Animals Bred:	92
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3384	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!